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BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9702	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Divine Spears Created:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mines Excavated:	4660	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	2161	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	7645
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3681

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Items Found:	6496	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	180
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Emeralds Found:	2425
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!