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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2752 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7351 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!