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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6443 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.