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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9861 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!
Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?
