| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5319 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4587 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Votes: | 7903 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9808 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 300 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9357 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3927 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 115 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 537 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 256 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4152 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 149 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8282 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6948 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6599 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
