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LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9061	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magic Items Found:	1511	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2135	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Items Found:	4391	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	230	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Players Killed by Monsters:	9904	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Star Shards Collected:	86	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Farms Harvested:	591	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!