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UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7576
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

gipory.shulker.com:25640

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	123

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6535	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	167	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	501	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!