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NoShifts4USorryNotSorry

aita, Colleague, coworker support, health situation, honeymoon, NoShifts4USorryNotSorry, overwhelmed, refusing shift, Selfishness, small marketing firm, special occasion, Support, teamwork, tight-knit team, Understanding, unsupportive, Wedding, work ethic, work overload, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key but sometimes you just gotta look out for number one! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging responsibilities just like our friend who refused to cover their coworker’s shift during her honeymoon.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to choose between helping a friend or taking care of yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of office drama and Minecraft adventures! Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of being unsupportive and selfish – but hey, at least you’ll have a great time playing on our server!

MomVsMIL Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, Decision making, family, grandchildren, Grandparents, honeymoon, long-term relationships, Minecraft, MomVsMIL, mother-in-law, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sister, Toddler, Understanding, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	589	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Votes:	6975	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who were determined to protect their loot at all costs. It was a battle like no other, with explosions and chaos everywhere. But in the end, the player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with quirky villagers, embark on epic quests, and uncover ancient mysteries. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the depths of the city, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it as their own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to uncover a hidden treasure or discover the secrets of the underground city. The possibilities are endless on our server!

HoneymoonSoloSisDuty

baby, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, disagreement, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonSoloSisDuty, Marriage, perspective, premature labor, reception, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, Support, Understanding, vacation, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7481
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like Tonya taking care of her sister’s baby, we will take care of all your gaming needs with our epic adventures and challenges.

Need a break from the chaos of family drama? Hop on our server and escape to a world where you can fish in the deep sea or ride a dune buggy through the virtual landscape. Who needs a romantic couples massage when you can battle mobs and conquer dungeons with your fellow players?

Don’t let nonrefundable tickets hold you back from joining the fun. Just like our friend who went on his honeymoon solo, you can embark on thrilling quests and build your own paradise in our server.

So come on over and show your skills in the game, because just like Tonya’s friends and family, we’ll be here to support you and cheer you on. And remember, in our world, there’s always room for one more player – even if you have to sleep in the nursery!

WeddingWoesELOL

eloping, family expectations, family pressure, Father’s Day, Honesty, honeymoon, in-laws, marriage regrets, regretting wedding, social anxiety, traditional wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding expenses, wedding gifts, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding regrets, wedding stress, WeddingWoesELOL

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	2707
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of unnecessary drama and family pressure ruining your special moments? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

Our server is the perfect place for couples who regret not eloping, like our founders who had a traditional wedding against their wishes. But fear not, on our server, you can elope in style with a virtual wedding ceremony surrounded by pixelated loved ones.

Say goodbye to expensive weddings and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank and invite all your friends, even the ones who caused drama over the guest list.

Join now and experience the joy of eloping without the guilt of denying your parents the chance to see you get married. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

TripTrioNoGo

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, college students, feelings, friendship, healthcare major, honeymoon, hurt, Japan, Manipulation, pick me up, Romantic, selfish, travel, trip, TripTrioNoGo, Upset

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Towns Built:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of friends trying to crash your romantic trips? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests! No more awkward conversations about sleeping arrangements or having to explain that this trip is meant for you and your significant other only.

On our server, you can create your own paradise without any interference from friends who just want a free ride. Build a cozy cabin for two, explore hidden caves together, and watch the sunset in peace. Say goodbye to manipulative friends who only care about using you for their own benefit.

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your perfect getaway without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Build, explore, and relax in your own private world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. See you in the game!

Honeymoon Havoc Minecraft Server

alcohol, anger, Argument, Cancel, Communication, compromise, cruise, dressy, elope, Fancy, Havoc, honeymoon, luxury, Marriage, mature conversation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Perks, reconciliation, relationship, Server, suite, Upset

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine a world where you can elope with your Minecraft spouse and save money for a cruise on your one year anniversary! But watch out, because your Minecraft husband might get mad if you don’t dress fancy for dinner or if you suggest he dresses like a hobo. And don’t forget about the perks from contacting your old Minecraft boss – you’ll feel like Minecraft royalty the whole time!

Join our server for a honeymoon experience like no other, where you can threaten to cancel the whole thing in a fit of rage and still have a blast! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5677	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	675
Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	1799
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Trannies in the City

Behavior, calling out, city, confrontational, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, extremism, face covering, fascist, flipping off, Hate Speech, intolerance, nazi, NYC, political activism, Protesting, public protest, social justice, trannies, Yelling, zionist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, Bang, BanG Dream!, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, charactersorter, ChuPareo, CREEPERS, dream, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Girls Band Party, Jam, Live Interactions, Morfonica, Nanami, Poppin’western journey, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	136
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	795
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	458636
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!