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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 709 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2802 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!
SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a 
