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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9651
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Mines Excavated:	2643
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Mines Excavated:	3883
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Animals Bred:	196
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2847
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	0

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

DataMinerz: Get Your Cut!

advertising, consumer data, consumer rights, Cut, data compensation, data exploitation, data monetization, Data ownership, data privacy, data profits, Data Protection, data security, data selling, data sharing, DataMinerz, digital rights, ethical data use, fair data practices, online advertising, online privacy, personal data, privacy concerns

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31
New Chunks Explored:	986084	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	8637	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and stuff but also get a cut of the profits when ur data is sold to advertisers. like, u can be mining away and then suddenly u get a notification that ur info was sold for big bucks and u get a fat stack of diamonds as ur share. it’s like getting paid to play minecraft, how cool is that? plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who found out they were actually a robot and their data was worth millions, so they became the richest player on the server. join now and see what secrets ur data holds!

One pirate craft

Anarchy, bounty hunter, combat styles, custom skins, customizable mobs, customized items, devil fruits, Economy, Factions, formidable enemies, hakis, Marine, MCMMO, Minecraft, Onepiece, personal assistance, Pirate, protection system, PvP, Ranks, revolutionary, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Special Events, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Survival server with ONE PIECE theme in the purest RPG style with total freedom for the player, unlimited powers and stats, +50 devil fruits, ALL hakis, factions such as (pirate, marine, bounty hunter or revolutionary), combat styles, Customized items and ranks, special events, customizable mobs and formidable enemies that will offer a personal and difficult challenge to the player, protection system for your home, continuous updates, custom skins, control and personal assistance for the player.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

PixelPotion Minecraft Server

accessories, alt run, clothing, fashion, fashion accessories, fashion blogger, fashion essentials, fashion haul, fashion inspiration, fashion inspo, fashion trends, fashionista, Minecraft, online shopping, Outfit, picrel, PixelPotion, Server, shopping, street style, Style, trends, Wishlist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for the most epic alt run you’ve ever experienced in your virtual life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you find it and offer it a sacrifice of 100 obsidian blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest alt run of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

Allowance, boarding school, Cents, children, Chores, clothes, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Divorce, dollars, Expenses, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, Gifts, Glasses, mental health, online schooling, parenting, PC, Sensitive skin, sibling rivalry, skin condition, Son

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9733	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!