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Neanderthals & Humans Unite Server

ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeologists, Evolution, fossil record, genetic admixture, genetic research, Homo genus, Homo neanderthalensis, homo sapiens, human evolution, human history, human migration, humans, hybridization, interbreeding, modern humans, Neanderthal ancestry, Neanderthals, Paleontology, prehistoric, Server, unite

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA INSIDE SCOOP ON WHERE DEM HUMANS AND NEANDERTHALS GOT IT ON AND MADE BABIES! COME EXPLORE DIS HISTORICAL SITE AND SEE IF U CAN FIND ANY ANCIENT BABY NEANDERTHALS RUNNING AROUND! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHEESE! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF HISTORY… AND CHEESE!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Potions Brewed:	52	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	639	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	4000
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Votes:	7977
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchantments Applied:	265	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

MommaMinecraftGone

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, clothes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, family dynamics, Guilt, gym clothes, India, kicking out, lulu lemon, MommaMinecraftGone, moving out, personal space, relationship issues, rummaging, US

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of chai! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a Bollywood movie.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through family drama and cultural clashes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to experience the thrill of dealing with a mother-in-law who has a vendetta against your gym clothes.

Embark on a quest to reclaim your wardrobe from the clutches of a fashion police mother-in-law who thinks lulu lemon is too scandalous for her family. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to wear athleisure, or will you succumb to the pressure and dress like a proper Indian daughter-in-law?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of getting kicked out of your own home and facing the ultimatum of breaking up with your boyfriend. Will you choose love or your favorite pair of leggings? The choice is yours on our server!

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cultural clashes, and fashion showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining server in the block!

WeirdlyAttractedToYou – Minecraft SMP

Abnormal interests, bizarre attractions, Curious fetishes, Eccentric preferences, Freakish attractions, kinky preferences, Minecraft, odd fetishes, Offbeat turn-ons, outlandish attractions, peculiar turn-ons, quirky interests, Rare desires, smp, Strange inclinations., Strange preferences, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional attractions, unique desires, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction, weird kinks, WeirdlyAttractedToYou

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!

DareCraft: Truth or Dare Edition

adult game, adventurous dare, bold dare, crazy dare, crazy game, dare challenge, DareCraft, daring game, Edition, embarrassing dare, extreme dare, friends game, funny dare, Game, outrageous dare, party game, risky dare, social game, teenage game, Truth, Truth or Dare, wild dare

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dares are so wild they make Truth or Dare look like a game of patty-cake! Join us if you’re ready to take on challenges like building a house made entirely of lava, or hunting down the rarest mob with nothing but a wooden sword.

We once had a player who dared to jump off the tallest cliff in the game while riding a pig dressed as a superhero. And let’s not forget the time someone dared to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the most outrageous game of Minecraft you’ll ever play. Just remember, the crazier the dare, the greater the reward!

OkiRapeStopCraft

Accountability, changes, cooperation, crime, Diplomatic, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, Justice, military bases, military presence, negotiations, okinawa, OkiRapeStopCraft, Prevention, Rapes, Safety, SECURITY, sexual assault, sexual violence, U.S. Military

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world!