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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

CraftyQueens: Where even Minecraft autists can find love and diamonds!

acceptance, autists, Communication, CraftyQueens, DATING, diamonds, emotions, Find, Gender Roles, hate, inclusion, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, obsessed, relationships, sense, social norms, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the players are obsessed with having a woman? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t give a creeper’s butt about gender! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing we’re obsessed with is building epic structures and trolling each other with ridiculous pranks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, come join us today!

CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	8469
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

NudeCraft: Where the only thing pixelated is the blocks!

Alluring, blocks, Captivating, Clothed girls, Confidential, enticing, EXPOSED, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, hidden, INTIMATE, NudeCraft, nudes, Personal, pixelated, Private, Provocative, Revealed, RISQUE, Secrets, seductive, taboo, tantalizing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with clothed girls that you have nudes of! That’s right, you can collect virtual nudes of all the girls on the server and show them off to your friends. But be careful, they might just steal them from you in a daring heist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures, where you never know what might happen next. Build your own empire and rule over the land with your collection of nudes, or team up with other players to take down the nudes thieves once and for all. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun today!

SnifflesCraft – Where even the creepers have allergies! Join us at ‘/uuu/’ for a sneeze-tastic adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, Allergies, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, Ceres Fauna General, CREEPERS, Fauna, Fauna community, Fauna fan, Faunarchive, hololive, Join, Livestream, Media, member VODs, merch, Outer Wilds Playlist, Schedule, sneezetastic, SnifflesCraft, spring allergy, stream status, twitter, uuu, vods

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1749	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! We’ve got streams that will make you question reality, merch that will make you feel like a birthday queen, and a Twitter feed that will have you saying “Ara Ara” in no time.

Join us for a journey through the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community and experience streams that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least it’ll be a hilarious regret).

MineCrafty Capitalism: Get Rich Quick Without Lifting a Pixel

AMBITION, Business, capitalism, career, determination, dreams, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, goals, grind, hard work, hustle, lifting, mindset, minecrafty, MONEY, motivation, perseverance, PIXEL, Quick, Rich, success, success mindset, wealth, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.

Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

Crafting Therapy: Digging deeper into virtual happiness you know you shouldn’t indulge in!

avoidance, binge watching, comfort food, Crafting, Deeper, denial, Digging, emotional eating, escapism, guilty pleasure, Happiness, impulse control, indulge, instant gratification, numbing emotions, procrastination, retail therapy, self-care neglect, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgence, self-sabotage, shouldnt, stress eating, temporary relief, Therapy, unhealthy coping mechanism, unhealthy habits, virtual

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AnarchyCraft: Where Mods are MIA and Chaos Reigns Supreme!

3dpd women, A, AnarchyCraft, Anime, autist, ban evading, Chaos, Decline, generals board, MIA, Mods, Off topic, r9k, REIGNS, SHONEN, SUPREME, translator drama, Twitter threads

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring, drama-filled Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Our mods have completely given up trying to control the chaos, so you can expect pure anarchy and hilarity at every turn.

Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!

So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft Mania: The Land of Lazy Gamers

always sleepy, Burnout, Chronic fatigue, constant tiredness, exhausted, FATIGUE, feeling drained, Gamers, lack of motivation, Land, Lazy, low energy, Mania, Minecraft, need caffeine, need rest, never enough sleep, overworked, perpetual exhaustion, running on empty, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, struggling to stay awake, too tired to function, worn out

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to be tired! Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to being tired all the time, because here, the fun never stops!

Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchantments Applied:	299

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9867
Magic Items Found:	2371	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more excitement than a chicken discovering a diamond!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle faster than you can say “redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, where the trees are made of emeralds and the rivers flow with lava. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink!

Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re supposed to be building a house!