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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4248	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

PlasticCraftyCeleb

botched surgery, Celebrity, celebrity appearance changes, celebrity before and after, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, celebrity plastic surgery fails, celebrity plastic surgery regrets, celebrity plastic surgery transformations, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity speculation, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, plastic surgery, Plastic Surgery gone wrong, PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mines Excavated:	3711
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Villages Defended:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

Wi-FiWreckersCraft

cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber warfare, digital sabotage, digital warfare, hacker group, HACKING, internet, internet blackout, iran, Iranian government, Israeli hacker group, MIDDLE EAST, network disruption, online sabotage, Technology, Wi-Fi collapse, WiFiWreckersCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9207	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Votes:	1545	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got Israeli hacker group causing chaos in Iran with their mad skills yo! Wi-Fi be collapsing left and right cuz these hackers be on fire! Join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not?! So come on down and let’s get this party started!

DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, DatelessDudes, DATING, dating challenges, dating preferences, dating struggles, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	3253	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

#revelation, animated, cartoon, Characters, Comic, ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP, discovery, Friends, Frog, funny, Hidden Gem, humor, internet, meme, new, PALS, Pepe, Popular, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

atypical skill, bizarre claim, eccentric trait, idiosyncratic talent, odd boast, odd skill, offbeat talent, outlandish boast, peculiar accomplishment, peculiar quirk, peculiar strength, quirky skill, strange ability, strange brag, unconventional strength, unconventional talent, unique talent, unusual achievement, weird flex, weird talent, WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1405	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	5521	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8221	Enchantments Applied:	81
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ores Mined:	1228
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!