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CaveCraft: Neanderthal & Homo Sapiens
join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the ancient days of neanderthals and homo sapiens! build ur own cave and hunt for mammoths with ur buddies! trade ur stone tools and learn new technologies from ur neanderthal neighbors! maybe even attend a neanderthal funeral and see how they bury their dead! come join the fun and experience the ultimate prehistoric minecraft adventure! -
Ancient Bone Toolz 1.5
Yo, imagine if those ancient humans had Minecraft back then! They would have been building bone tool towers and mining for diamonds like crazy! Join our server and channel your inner caveman builder! We have prehistoric mobs like woolly mammoths and sabertooth tigers roaming around for you to tame and ride into battle! Plus, our bone tools are OP AF, just like those OG tools from 1.5 million years ago. So come on, join us and let’s make history together in the most epic Minecraft server ever! -
FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.
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ValleyOfTheAlmostUs
Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!
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BaconSMP – No Way To Sin, we ain’t no vanilla server!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name BeaconSMP IP Address 136.175.187.117 Port 25610 FAQ
Question Answer What kind of server is BeaconSMP? BeaconSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP server where players can create towns, claim land, and participate in community events. How often do community events occur? Community events happen semi-daily on BeaconSMP. What kind of economy does BeaconSMP have? BeaconSMP uses a diamond economy to keep things simple and fun for players. Can players visit each other’s creations? Yes, players are encouraged to visit and explore each other’s builds on the server. -
PoopCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans like you’ve never seen before. We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – it’s a real thrill ride!
But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server like a mad hen!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some poopies together – I mean memories, let’s make some memories.
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CompliCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of not getting compliments from women in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in compliments from all the pixelated ladies! Forget about real-life interactions, join our server where the cashiers don’t reek of desperation, but instead shower you with compliments for your blocky hair and building skills. Who needs real-life validation when you can have virtual praise on our server? Join now and start basking in the glory of endless compliments! -
QuietCraftJuvenileNoises
shared space problems, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, shared living spaces, Communication IssuesAre you tired of dealing with neighbors who think it’s totally cool to turn your shared balcony into their dog’s personal bathroom? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t find any poop or pee on your virtual balcony!Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who have no boundaries. Our server is a poop-free zone, guaranteed! No more knocking on doors to confront rude neighbors, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor troubles, our community is here to listen and offer support. We may not be able to clean up actual dog poop, but we sure can provide a safe space to laugh about it!
So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of stepping in any surprises left by inconsiderate neighbors. Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and having a blast in Minecraft!
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RejectedCraft: Where Love and Diamonds are Hard to Find
Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will say “no” to you here, unless you ask for diamonds and they only have iron. But hey, that’s still better than a failed marriage proposal, am I right? Join us for a chance to find love and acceptance in the virtual world, where the only thing getting crushed is blocks, not your heart. Who needs a diamond ring when you can have a diamond pickaxe? Swipe right on our server and say goodbye to rejection forever! -
PutinCraft: Trump’s Jet & Russian Plane
come join our epic minecraft server where trump’s jet and russian government plane are bffs and hang out in isolated areas for days on end. build your own presidential palace or kremlin, make alliances with other players and start your own international incident. who needs politics when you have minecraft drama? join now for the most scandalous gameplay you’ll ever experience!