join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the ancient days of neanderthals and homo sapiens! build ur own cave and hunt for mammoths with ur buddies! trade ur stone tools and learn new technologies from ur neanderthal neighbors! maybe even attend a neanderthal funeral and see how they bury their dead! come join the fun and experience the ultimate prehistoric minecraft adventure!
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CaveCraft: Neanderthal & Homo Sapiens
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Ancient Bone Toolz 1.5
Yo, imagine if those ancient humans had Minecraft back then! They would have been building bone tool towers and mining for diamonds like crazy! Join our server and channel your inner caveman builder! We have prehistoric mobs like woolly mammoths and sabertooth tigers roaming around for you to tame and ride into battle! Plus, our bone tools are OP AF, just like those OG tools from 1.5 million years ago. So come on, join us and let’s make history together in the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.
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ValleyOfTheAlmostUs
Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!