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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7625	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

ANCESTORS, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, DNA fear, Eating, Evolution, evolution of fear, fear, genetic memory, hominids, Humanoids, hunting, Neanderthals, pre-modern humanoids, primal instincts, Psychology, psychology of fear, Survival, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	630
Animals Bred:	119	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.

You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!

PixelPioneer1870

Actors, Black and White Movies, cinematic experience, cinematic nostalgia, classic cinema, clear images, film buffs, film enthusiasts, Film history, film industry, film preservation, Film restoration, film technology, historical actors, movie buffs, movie magic, old movies, PixelPioneer1870, silent films, sound quality, vintage films

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18

join this server and you can travel back in time to when black-and-white movies were the bomb diggity. we got actors who were born a hundred and fifty years ago playing minecraft like pros. you’ll feel like you’re in a time machine, except instead of going to the future, you’re going back to the past where everything is old-timey and cool. plus, our pixelated graphics will make you feel like you’re in a vintage film yourself. so come on, hop on this server and experience the ultimate blast from the past!

NitroCraft2020 – FertileFarms & AnimalFarts

AnimalFarts, FertileFarms, NitroCraft2020

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Towns Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got crazier stuff goin’ on than a llama ridin’ a pig through a nether portal!

Join dis server and you’ll be helpin’ save da planet, cuz we got a virtual farm where you can reduce dem greenhouse gas emissions by growin’ virtual crops instead of usin’ chemical fertilizers. Plus, we got a virtual barn where you can collect animal waste and turn it into virtual compost for dem crops. It’s like bein’ a virtual environmental superhero!

And get dis, we got a secret underground lab where you can brew virtual nitrous oxide potions and prank your friends by makin’ ’em laugh uncontrollably. It’s like a virtual laughing gas party up in here!

So come join da fun on dis Minecraft server and be part of somethin’ totally wild and wacky. Who needs reality when you can have virtual insanity, amirite? Let’s get crafty, baby!

WhimsicalitySMP: where even the creepers are quirky!

Adventure, Armoured Elytra, bedrock, BUILD, cauldron concrete, Community, confetti creepers, Coords HUD, Create, CREEPERS, cross-platform, elevator blocks, Events, Explore, gem villagers, java, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, quirky, Semi Vanilla, Server, shulker shells, treasure gems, WhimsicalitySMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Info	Details
Version	1.20+
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Age Requirement	18+
Features	Armour Elytra, Set Homes, Keep Inventory (optional), Events, Streamer friendly
Community	Welcoming, LGBTQ+ friendly

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What are the rules of the server?

Players are not allowed to use XRAY, engage in toxic chat, use mods that provide unfair advantage, block admins or advertise. Breaking rules will result in warnings and potential removal from the server.

What sets this server apart from others?

WhimsicalitySMP offers a whimsical and extraordinary Minecraft experience with custom features such as nether portals, confetti creepers, armoured elytra, and more. Regular events, custom prizes, and a welcoming community make it a unique place to play.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server from Minecraft version 1.17+ and join the Discord server for more information on how to get whitelisted.

Are mods allowed on the server?

No mods that provide unfair advantage are allowed on the server. However, plugins are used to enhance the vanilla experience and add unique features.

Is there a punishment for being offline for a long time?

If a player is offline for one month or more, they may be removed from the whitelist but not kicked from Discord.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and promotes a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

WakeCraft Server

daily habits, morning habits, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine checklist, morning routine goals, morning routine ideas, morning routine motivation, morning routine productivity, morning routine schedule, morning routine self-care, morning routine tips, productive morning, see this, Server, starting the day, Wake Up, wake up routine, WakeCraft, what to do

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9446
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

🤣🌟 Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk! 🐷🕺 Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and talking trees? 🦙🌳 Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of evil bunnies led by a giant carrot wielding a diamond sword! 🐰🥕⚔️

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. 💃🕺 If you can out-dab him, you’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing! ⛏️🏔️

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe! Just be careful of the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pools, they tend to catch players off guard. 🔥🐑💥 See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮

Crybaby Crafters – Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafters, crybaby, Drama, emotions, Empathy, friendship, girl band, Girls Band Cry, listening skills, Minecraft, Music, needs to shut up, nina, only sometimes, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, sometimes, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of Nina constantly yapping in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape Nina’s constant chatter by building your own fortress of solitude. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Nina will finally zip it for good. So what are you waiting for? Join now and enjoy some peace and quiet (at least from Nina)!

No Family Vacay Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, dealing with difficult family members, family, family bonding, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family trip, family unity, family vacation, Minecraft, narcissistic brother-in-law, Server, sibling relationships, standing up for yourself, Vacay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you won’t have to walk on eggshells or worry about setting off any sensitive family members. Instead, you can build to your heart’s content without any judgment or manipulation.

Forget about being the victim of lies and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. So leave the family drama behind and join us for some lighthearted fun and adventure!

HubbyNoPaternityLeaveLOL

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, Disabled Sibling, extended family, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, HubbyNoPaternityLeaveLOL, International Family, Long Term Care, maternity leave, new parents, parental advice, parenting roles, paternity leave, postpartum recovery, Recovery After Childbirth, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of taking maternity and paternity leave to care for your newborn baby! Unlike some parents who think you should recover in just 1-2 weeks after giving birth (seriously, who are these people?), we believe in giving you the time you need to heal and bond with your little one.

On our server, we have a special “Baby Block” where new parents can build cribs, diaper changing stations, and even virtual baby monitors to keep an eye on their little bundles of joy. Plus, we have a “Parental Support” group where you can vent about in-laws who think they know everything about childbirth (looking at you, Korea).

Join us on this crazy adventure of parenthood in Minecraft, where you can take all the time you need to recover and care for your baby without any judgment. And hey, who knows, maybe your virtual baby will grow up to be a Minecraft pro!

WTF Moments Minecraft Server

Astonished, bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, mind-boggling, Minecraft, MOMENTS, perplexed, puzzled, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, Stunned, surprised, surreal, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, chickens tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. You never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while being serenaded by a choir of singing villagers? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter and absurdity!

BlockCraftedCelebs

BlockCraftedCelebs, blocked by a famous person, celebrity block, celebrity drama, celebrity encounters, celebrity fan, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, internet celebrities, internet fame, online bullying, online communication, online conflict, online harassment, online interactions, online reputation, social media, social media backlash, social media drama, social media influencers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Items Found:	1882
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Have you ever been blocked by a celebrity on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the rejected and banned souls out there! Join us and build your way to fame and fortune in a world where being blocked is a badge of honor. Who needs a follow back when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? So come on down and show those celebs who’s boss in our wild and wacky server where the only thing getting blocked is your path to boredom!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Assistance, blinken, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Development, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, Gaza Strip, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peacebuilding, PixelPals, Reconstruction, Server, Support, united nations, united states, West Bank

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that Blinken himself announced more than $400 million in humanitarian aid to Palestinians just to make sure they can join this server and experience the madness!

imagine building your own pixelated empire while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. this server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that will make your enemies cry, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun!

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. trust me, you won’t regret it! plus, who knows, maybe Blinken will announce even more aid just for you to have a blast on this server. let’s get crafting, gamers!