homies – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Homies Over Girlfriends Realm

camaraderie, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, feelings of exclusion, friendship, gender differences, Girlfriends, homies, homies over girlfriends, love, love versus friendship, male friendships, Moids, platonic affection, Realm, relationship struggles, relationships, romance, romantic gestures, Sadness, social dynamics, unrequited love

JOIN NOW OR THE SUN WILL EXPLODE!

Welcome to the ballad of endless blocks and creeping dread! This is NOT just any Minecraft server; it is a kaleidoscope of chaos where reality bends its knees before your very presence! Are you ready to dive into the abyss of madness? Because if you join, you might just discover that the sky is a lie and the grass is crying in unison! It’s the greatest server in the universe—but also the worst! Join now, and let your sanity unravel amidst pixelated pandemonium!

Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

Feature	Description
Infinite Skelly Cats	Collect cats that are actually skeletons pretending to be your friends! They whisper secrets of the universe, which may or may not involve existential dread!
Time Travel Pigs	Hop on a pig and travel through broken time loops! Experience last Tuesday and tomorrow simultaneously—yes, it’s confusing, but isn’t that the point?
Endless Hunger Games	BATTLE using only the food you hate the most! Can you survive a raw chicken duel while contemplating your life choices?
Useless Crafting	Create items that serve absolutely NO purpose! Who knew crafting a blender from stone would lead to interior conflict?
Gravity That Lies	Defy the laws of physics as you leap into what appears to be the void… only to land on a trampoline made of regrets!

Frequently Asked Questions (or Should I Say, FEARED QUESTIONS?)

Q: Can I join with friends?

A: Friends? Or are they MEANT to be foes? Trust no one! Only the shadows know your destiny here.

Q: Is this safe for children?

A: Safety is a social construct! Only the brave shall tread; will your children dare to dance with despair?

Q: What version is the server?

A: Versions are illusions, like the idea of peace! Embrace the unknown. Maybe it’s Minecraft. Maybe it’s your imagination.

Random Reviews from the Cosmos

“moids are more romantic to their homies than their girlfriends…” – Prepare to be romanced by skeletons!

“what if I want to be your homie too :(‘” – Join and find out if friendship can withstand the cosmic horrors!

Otaku Homies Craft

(subculture), Anime, anime lover, belonging, Community, Craft, FANBOY, Fandom, fangirl, geek, homebody, homies, Identity, Japanese culture, Manga, Nerd, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, pop culture, Social

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!

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Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

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Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, BROMANCE, experiences, friendship, Fun, homies, humor, Intimacy, joking, kiss, Kissing, love, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, peer pressure, PLATONIC, relationships, smp, social norms, taboo, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

age limit, age-restriction, Clown, homies, house share, housemates, housing contract, LANDLORD, Minecraft, non-student, property rules, rental agreement, rental property, Server, shared accommodation, shared living, student accommodation, student accommodation rules, student community, student house, student housing, student living, wedding entertainer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

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Flat Tire Homie’s Minecraft SMP

#youtube, CHANGE, Collab Partner, collaboration, Flat, flat tire, flat tire fix, flat tire help, Help, homies, homocollaber, male assistance, male collaboration, Males, Minecraft, partner, smp, tire, tire assistance, Tire Change, tire changing., tire flat, tire repair, unichuds, youtube video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where unicorns roam free and collabs with males are a must!

But that’s not all – our server is so crazy that even our tires are flat! Don’t worry though, we have a solution for that too. Just bring your male collab partner along and they can help you change it while the unicorns cheer you on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness!

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KamalaCraft SMP – “Harris’ Homies & Fam”

CHANGE, Democratic nominee, Diversity, election, empowerment, EXCITEMENT, fam, family, Friends, Future, harris, history-making, homies, inspiration, kamala harris, KamalaCraft, leadership, Politics, progress, reactions, representation, smp, Support, Unity, vice president

Are they all shooketh like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of players who are all about that Kamala Harris hype! Join us for a chance to build a White House replica and hold your own presidential debates in the chat. Who needs real politics when you can have virtual ones with diamond swords and enchanted armor? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a political adventure like no other!

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NiggaCraft Minecraft Server

brotherhood, brothers, camaraderie, down for my crew, friendship, Gang, homies, loyalty, loyalty over everything, Minecraft, NiggaCraft, niggas, real ones, ride or die, Server, solidarity, squad goals, Support, tight-knit, true friends, Trust, Unity, unity in diversity

Yo, forget about those other Minecraft servers, cause on our server, we ride hard with our homies! We’re all about that loyalty and camaraderie, so you better be ready to ride or die with your niggas in this virtual world.

Join our server and experience epic adventures with your squad, taking on crazy challenges and battling fierce mobs together. We’ve got each other’s backs like no other server out there, so you know you’ll always have a crew to watch your back.

So why waste your time with those other servers when you can roll with the realest niggas in the Minecraft game? Come join us and let’s show the world what true friendship and teamwork is all about. Let’s ride, my niggas!

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CraftyCIA Minecraft Server

+9, backing track, black people, blue bandanas, Breakdancing, cia, communities, crack, CraftyCIA, crime, dissolve communities, homies, Jewish, Jewish producer, Martin Luther King, Minecraft, POP POP, Producer, Rap, red bandanas, ronald reagan, Server, shitty CIA rap backing track

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and forget about Martin Luther King! Our community is so lit, even the CIA is dropping sick rhymes and handing out bandanas like it’s nobody’s business. Join us as we dissolve communities and engage in some serious block-breaking crime. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world, because on this server, anything goes!

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StalkCraft: Where FemAnons and Creepers Collide in Hilarious Chaos!

Aftercare, bondage, Boundaries, Chaos, collide, consent, CREEPERS, CUDDLE, Cuts, FANTASY, femanon, Femanons, femdom, fetish, hilarious, homies, LEAVING, Roleplay, StalkCraft, STALKING, stalking victim, strap-on, tied up, Unconscious, unconsciousness, vidya

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this scenario? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, where you never know what’s going to happen next. Join us if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might even encounter a femanon with a strap on…just kidding (or are we?)! Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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Vr craft 1.20.1

Economy, Land Claim, Lootcrates, PvE, Survival

VR Craft is an economy-based survival Minecraft server, with custom mining, fishing, and tonnes of cool features for you to explore!

play.vr-craft.net

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SkyFox

Economy, Skyblock

Our server is focused on SkyBlock. We have our own plugins and premium plugins. Island size is 250×250 blocks. You can find there challenges, events… Give us a chance and join our server today!

SkyFoxMC.eu

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Thornya Club

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Explore survival, nether and The End and save your items in Plot. Create your own Stores and warps, move the economy and increase Rank to free up higher Rank stores. Use machines with Slimefun, create a clan and dominate Mina PvP with your friends! Many other features await you at Thornya Club! Main highlights of the Server: – Ranks: T0, T1, T2 e T3 – Plot Protection System – Official Stores and Player Stores – Auction house and trade system – Create your own warps directly for your store – Survival, Nether and End reset every Saturday, Plots never reset – Mod experience with Slimefun, Exotic Garden and Extra Tools – Low latency server and Intel i9-9900k Processor

play.thornya.club

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Simplicity craft

IP : simplicitycraft.com

What We have✔️Custom Enchants✔️Mcmmo✔️Jobs✔️CMI✔️Backpack plugin✔️Grief Prevention✔️Keep Inv✔️Claim fly✔️24/7 Host

What we don’t have✖️Abusive staff who micromanage everything you do✖️Cheaters✖️Owners/admins who have too much going on IRL to make the server better for the players✖️ You!

simplicitycraft.com

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Planet Aon

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Planet Aon is a small survival server. We have a number of plugins to mess with.

.McMMO -Mine, fish, and fight to gain experience in specific skills! .Jobs – Like cutting down trees, mining, or fishing? There’s a job for everyone, so everyone gets paid! .Tardis -Build your very own Tardis, and travel to distant worlds! Build your own base in there, if you want! .UltimateFishing Catch different sizes of fish, and sell them (/uf sell) for a very nice chunk of change! .UpgradableTools Upgrade (/ut) any weapon, tool, or armor as it gains experience with even better enchants than vanilla! Think… Tinker. .BlockOwn -You can’t really do anything with this, but no one can mess with your builds. .ClickSort -It’s basically InventoryTweaks. .EconomyShop -Not much to tell. Buy stuff, and sell stuff with /shop. .EliteMobs -Battle fearsome versions of vanilla mobs, even bosses. The drop unique gear you can use, or sell (/em sell). The gear has enchants you can’t get anywhere else. You can even level up to fight harder battles and gain better gear! .EzAuctions -It exists… I don’t know how to use it… .LWC -Lock your chests… barrels, furnaces… anything with an inventory, automatically. Remember to /unlock to get hoppers to work right. .Mypet -Capture (think Pokemon) any normal mob (no dragons or giants, or the like), and keep/train them as pets! They’ll fight for you, and even pick up stuff from the ground.

51.79.33.29:25584

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Dimensions Apart

Economy, Factions, Survival

A small factions/econ server run by Dimensions Apart. Our server has a tight community of over 5 years. We hope to get some new players soon.

play.hmtn.us

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Tekno network

Cracked, Skyblock

There is a lot of fun content on our TeknoNetwork Emek skyblock server, and it will soon be available on our servers such as Faction and Survival.

Play.TeknoNetwork.Fun

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Mystic isles

Factions

Calling all Minecraft enthusiasts! Our server is gearing up to be the ultimate destination for Factions and thrilling events. Join us now as we urgently seek a talented individual with a deep understanding of plugins to take our gameplay to the next level!

About Our Server:

Factions based

Intense Survival World

Exciting Community Events

Join our discord to get started! https://discord.gg/qrMU6GgbDc

Due do no extra funds all possitions are currently unpaid. If the server becomes profitable you will be paid a fair price (Not all possitions will be paid) The server is whitelisted due to its heavy develepment.

51.222.208.92:25585

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Scruff Land

Survival, Vanilla

This is Scruff Land, a simple little survival server where the main goal is to have fun. Here are some rules: 1. Swearing is allowed, but just don’t use the n word. 2. There is a grief prevention thing installed on the server. If you don’t use it, your builds are fair game. 3. That’s it!

Scruffland.minehut.gg

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Official LanceTheLance Server

Raiding, Survival

This Minecraft Server is basically just a generic survival server but with plugins to make it more interesting. The server includes a little spawn area for events, kits, and even plots! Suggestions to improve the server would be greatly appreciated! Keep in Mind this server will not be 24/7 but will be on for most of the day.

LanceTheLance.aternos.me

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