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  • Homies Over Girlfriends Realm

    Homies Over Girlfriends Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW OR THE SUN WILL EXPLODE!

    Welcome to the ballad of endless blocks and creeping dread! This is NOT just any Minecraft server; it is a kaleidoscope of chaos where reality bends its knees before your very presence! Are you ready to dive into the abyss of madness? Because if you join, you might just discover that the sky is a lie and the grass is crying in unison! It’s the greatest server in the universe—but also the worst! Join now, and let your sanity unravel amidst pixelated pandemonium!

    Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Skelly Cats Collect cats that are actually skeletons pretending to be your friends! They whisper secrets of the universe, which may or may not involve existential dread!
    Time Travel Pigs Hop on a pig and travel through broken time loops! Experience last Tuesday and tomorrow simultaneously—yes, it’s confusing, but isn’t that the point?
    Endless Hunger Games BATTLE using only the food you hate the most! Can you survive a raw chicken duel while contemplating your life choices?
    Useless Crafting Create items that serve absolutely NO purpose! Who knew crafting a blender from stone would lead to interior conflict?
    Gravity That Lies Defy the laws of physics as you leap into what appears to be the void… only to land on a trampoline made of regrets!

    Frequently Asked Questions (or Should I Say, FEARED QUESTIONS?)

    Q: Can I join with friends?

    A: Friends? Or are they MEANT to be foes? Trust no one! Only the shadows know your destiny here.

    Q: Is this safe for children?

    A: Safety is a social construct! Only the brave shall tread; will your children dare to dance with despair?

    Q: What version is the server?

    A: Versions are illusions, like the idea of peace! Embrace the unknown. Maybe it’s Minecraft. Maybe it’s your imagination.

    Random Reviews from the Cosmos

    “moids are more romantic to their homies than their girlfriends…” – Prepare to be romanced by skeletons!

    “what if I want to be your homie too :(‘” – Join and find out if friendship can withstand the cosmic horrors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Otaku Homies Craft

    Otaku Homies Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

    Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

    Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

    Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

    Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP