Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).
Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!
Are you tired of being called a mansplainer for simply trying to be helpful? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is equal and no one will judge you for giving detailed answers.
Join us and escape the stress of medical school in France by immersing yourself in a world where the only conflict is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream castle with your best friend and never worry about being accused of mansplaining again.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone can work together peacefully, without any misunderstandings or arguments. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is having too much fun!
Join our server and you’ll be transported back to a virtual high school where the hallways are filled with lava, the lockers are guarded by zombie jocks, and the cafeteria serves up potions of invisibility instead of mystery meat.
But that’s not all! Our server also features epic quests where you can earn extra credit by slaying dragons, building the coolest prom decorations, and rescuing your classmates from the clutches of evil mobs.
So if you’re looking for a high school experience like no other, join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs algebra when you can be battling creepers and crafting diamond swords?
and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.
also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?
oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.
so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.
On our server, you can build your dream diesel mechanic shop without worrying about pesky roommates mooching off your internet connection. And if you ever run into a “Sheldon” in-game, just build a virtual wall to keep him out – problem solved!
So come join us on our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your epic creations. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have virtual friends who always pay their fair share? Join now and leave the real world behind!
Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?
So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.
WELCOME TO CATTUS SMP
GROUP RULES 1. Any promotion is prohibited in our group. 2. Excessive toxicity is prohibited 3. Do not spam stickers 4. No kicking allowed (auto kick) 5. It is forbidden to discuss anything that is 18+ 6. It is forbidden to insult each other’s race/religion/Javanese 7. No rioting/exp bugs/cheats/using illegal tools is allowed 8. It is forbidden to farm Gold/raid farm 9. And more should know
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Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!
We’ve got creepers wearing twin tails, villagers rocking the kawaii look, and even Endermen doing the cutest twirls you’ve ever seen.
Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own twin tail shrine, participate in our daily twin tail fashion shows, and battle it out in our epic twin tail PvP arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the twin tail madness begin!
Choose from a variety of options, whether you want to try exotic Asian cuisine or stick to good ol’ fast food favorites. And the best part? No one will judge you for your food choices or complain about the aesthetics of the restaurant.
So come join us and feast to your heart’s content without any moaning or groaning. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite virtual dish that will make you forget all about your real-life dining dilemmas. Trust us, it’s a mealtime experience you won’t want to miss!
So, get this, on this server, there are like, dragons and unicorns running around everywhere. And the admins are actually aliens from another planet who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right.
And the best part is, every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow appears in the sky and rains down cookies. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, the chat is filled with memes and dad jokes 24/7. It’s like a never-ending comedy show.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
Holmcraft is a medieval-themed Minecraft survival server that blends vanilla gameplay with strategic progression, immersive roleplay, and dynamic PvE/PvP mechanics. Whether you’re a builder, warrior, diplomat, or merchant, Holmcraft offers a true medieval experience where your story is yours to shape.
Everyone starts as a clan leader, gathering allies and resources to expand their influence. As your clan grows, you’ll unlock new opportunities, forge alliances, and rise through the ranks to establish your own kingdom. But power doesn’t come without challenges—defend your land, engage in diplomacy, or wage war to claim what is yours.
This is not just another SMP—this is a world where your actions matter.
| ✅ Clans & Kingdoms Progression |
| ✅ Custom Quests & Lore |
| ✅ Dynamic PvE & PvP |
| ✅ No Mods, Just Pure Gameplay |
| ✅ Player-Driven Roleplay |
| ✅ Custom Items & Crafting |
| ✅ Dynmap Integration |
| ✅ Frequent Events & Tournaments |
🎬 Watch the Pre-Alpha Trailer: 🔗 Pre-Alpha Trailer
Want to be among the first to experience Holmcraft? We’re looking for players to join our pre-alpha phase and help us shape the future of the server.
📍 Guard in front of the gate: View Image
📍 Hot air balloon in Lunaris Hollow: View Image
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🛡️ Holmcraft is more than a server—it’s an experience. Will you build an empire, defend your people, or fall in battle? Join today and carve your legacy into history.
But fear not, on our server, you can borrow any virtual wedding dress you want! We have a collection of custom-made dresses, each more sentimental than the last. And don’t worry about preservation, our dresses never get lost in delivery.
So come join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, parental pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to lend out your virtual wedding dress. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?
Johnny and Marty are twin brothers born and raised in a small town in Indiana. They have always had a passion for music and started playing together at a young age. They formed a band in high school and have been making music together ever since. Their sound is a blend of rock and folk influences, with heartfelt lyrics and catchy melodies. Johnny plays guitar and sings lead vocals, while Marty plays drums and provides backing vocals. They have played at numerous local venues and have gained a following in their community. Their music is a reflection of their shared experiences and deep bond as brothers.