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VacayHouseWars

Airbnb, Alerts, banned, Boundaries, Caretaker, Communication Issues, FaceTime, family compound, family dynamics, garage door, homewatch guy, jerks, lying.., messing with in-laws, property ownership, social media, unauthorized invitations, vacation house, VacayHouseWars, well-pump system

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	5028	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take family drama to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to mess with your in-laws in the most epic way possible.

Imagine this: you build a beautiful vacation house, only to have your in-laws try to claim it as their own personal family compound. But fear not, for on this server, you have the power to ban them and their sneaky friends from ever setting foot on your property again.

Watch as your in-laws scramble to cover up their lies and deceit, driving hours just to beg for forgiveness. But sorry, not sorry, they are not welcome here!

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out unwanted guests, setting boundaries, and asserting your dominance over your virtual property. Don’t let anyone mess with your Minecraft mansion – it’s your kingdom, and you make the rules!

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	206
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crops Grown:	1642
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	678215
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6249	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!