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  • Block Off the Ex Zone!

    Block Off the Ex Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Chaotic Realm of Co-Parents and Conspiracies

    Welcome, brave flint-and-steel wielders and enchanted carrot hoarders! Step into a world where custody battles morph into Minecraft saga, revealing betrayals and alliances in the blocks of existence. Here, every crafting bench whispers secrets of quantum realities and parental strife — hold tight, for this isn’t your grandma’s server!

    The Illusive Truth: Unveiling the Mortal Coil

    In a plane where co-parenting is akin to dodging Creepers, one hero stands against the cosmic winds of discontent: The Divorced Gladiator! Witness the struggle as they navigate through the treacherous terrain of personal relationships, haunted by the ghosts of ex-lovers and merciless dilemmas. Is it delusion, or is it merely the ethereal haze of parenthood we all partake in?

    Cast your vote:

      • AITA? [✓ Yes] [✗ No]
      • Did they bring this cosmic chaos upon themselves?

    Features Beyond Reality

    Feature Description
    Game of Hearts Forge alliances in the name of personal chaos.
    The Girlfriend Knot Navigate through the treacherous webs of ex-lovers and their disruptive pasts!
    Hockey Showdowns Encounter epic battles in the arena of parental support—who will take home the prize?
    Portals of Truth Work with your co-parents to create wormholes to new realities (or just move away).

    Testimonials from the Fractured Mindscape

    "I saw her at the hockey game! How can he live with HER? I crafted an obsidian fortress just to keep my sanity intact!" — BefuddledBlockhead99

    "Three hours away? Might as well ask me to move to the Nether!" — ConcernedCrafter77

    The Great Relocation Conspiracy

    Rumors swirl like Enderman sightings:

      • Banned in 12 countries for its chaotic emotional climate.
      • Get in before the Great Relocation occurs! Join the fight against Long-Distance Love!
      • The magical girlfriend ultimatum provides a hint of stability, but at what cost? Uncover the truth behind conversations that echo in voided realms!

    You Will Not Escape… Or Will You?

    Dangerous Secrets Await:

      • Moving is Optional: Swap homes and lives like enchanted armor! What treasures will you claim from this might-be forbidden experience?
      • Unreliable Narrators: Witness your co-parents morph into unwitting allies or devious foes, driven by agendas only the wildest of imaginations can comprehend.

    Frequently (Un)Asked Questions

      • Q: What if I don’t want to deal with my ex? A: Ever thrown a potion of invisibility? Works wonders!

      • Q: Can I relocate without attack? A: Why not build a fortress in the clouds?

      • Q: Is my sanity a prize worth saving? A: Only if you have enough diamond blocks to trade!

    Join the Chaos!

    Dare to step into the swirling maelstrom of parental discord and enchanted escapades! This server isn’t just a game; it’s a life-altering experience where every decision leads to a realm of existential questions.

    🔥 Seize the block! JOIN NOW before the next player meets their unfathomable fate—because who doesn’t enjoy a good tragedy wrapped in forgettable mining sessions? Don’t worry about the rules; we break them as we spiral into the fourth dimension. Adventure awaits—play against the fabric of reality and witness what happens when life becomes a pixelated illusion! 🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

    Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creeper Cuffs: One Handed Fun

    Creeper Cuffs: One Handed Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you see this dude tryna handcuff someone with one hand! like, what the heck, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness in this server!

    join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.

    plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.

    so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dunkleosteus Rebuild: Retro Fish Fun

    Dunkleosteus Rebuild: Retro Fish Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the legendary Dunkleosteus terrelli from the devonian era! this bad boy is ready to chomp on some blocky fish and protect your base from any pesky creepers. with its massive jaws and armored plates, nothing can stop this prehistoric beast from ruling the server.

    why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player tried to grief our server with TNT, but Dunkleosteus terrelli emerged from the depths of the ocean and devoured the griefer whole. from that day on, no one dared to mess with our server again.

    so come on down and join us for some dino-mite fun! build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and ride on the back of Dunkleosteus terrelli as you conquer the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • What is the IP for LxckTV Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LxckTV Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersLxckTV is a popular content creator and streamer known for his engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a focus on a variety of games, including shooters and survival games, LxckTV has built a dedicated following on platforms such as Twitch and YouTube. His dynamic on-screen presence and passion for gaming make him a go-to source for entertainment in the gaming community.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Royal PvP

    Royal PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    New MCSG remake, 1.7 and 1.8 currently giving out free ranks to new players and hiring staff. We currently have Survival Games, Ultra Hardcore, KitPvP, and Skywars!

    royalpvpgames.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Welcome to TrueKingAnarchy, where chaos is semi-organized, updates are 1.21, and hacks are as welcome as a creeper in a minecart!

    Welcome to TrueKingAnarchy, where chaos is semi-organized, updates are 1.21, and hacks are as welcome as a creeper in a minecart!

    New Minecraft Servers

    True King Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Server Type Semi-Anarchy
    Borders 256k/256k
    Nether Roof Turned Off
    Dupes Enabled TNT, String
    World Age Less than 2 weeks old
    Current Version 1.21
    Rules No hacks allowed, griefing and player killing encouraged
    IP 95.216.215.160

    FAQ

    Are there any rules on the server?

    No hacks are allowed, but griefing and player killing are encouraged.

    How old is the world on the server?

    The world is less than 2 weeks old.

    Is the nether roof accessible?

    No, the nether roof is turned off on this server.

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  • Proud Gay Minecraft Server

    Proud Gay Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the fabulous non-gay players out there!

    Join our server and be proud of your non-gayness in the most hilarious way possible. Build extravagant rainbow-themed castles, wear the most flamboyant outfits, and throw the most fabulous parties in all of Minecraft!

    But remember, if you’re not actually gay, then find something else to be proud of and just have fun with it. So come on, join our server and let your non-gay pride shine bright like a diamond!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • > Mammals Be Li- ACK! Minecraft SMP

    > Mammals Be Li- ACK! Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mammals are always up to no good. One time, a group of mischievous cows stole all the diamonds and hid them in a secret underground bunker. Can you find them before the pigs do?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of llamas who control the black market trade of enchanted golden carrots. Want to join their ranks and become a llama boss yourself? Better watch your back, because the sheep are always plotting to overthrow them.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be careful of those sneaky mammals, they’re always one step ahead.

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  • HubbySkipOut2021

    HubbySkipOut2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental partners who can’t appreciate your love for snacks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join us and leave behind the haters who can’t handle your popcorn and M&M cravings. Our community is all about embracing your love for delicious treats without any judgment. Snack away while building your dream world in Minecraft!

    Don’t let anyone ruin your day like this husband ruined his golf game. Come join us and let your creativity run wild without anyone telling you to watch your weight. We promise no one will ever make you feel embarrassed for enjoying a snack or two while playing on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and snack to your heart’s content, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs dinner dates when you can have a virtual feast while gaming with us? Let’s build and snack together!

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