Bare minimum plugins, some quality of life pluginsYou hit:– Land Claim– Homesets– Tpa– Random TP– Tree Feller
SmolCraft.club
Bare minimum plugins, some quality of life pluginsYou hit:– Land Claim– Homesets– Tpa– Random TP– Tree Feller
SmolCraft.club
Imagine the thrill of hunting down a sneaky snake that has escaped its enclosure, all from the safety of your own basement (in-game, of course). And if snakes aren’t your thing, don’t worry – we have exotic lizards that will outgrow their enclosures just like in real life.
Forget about expensive gym memberships, on our server, you can work out your frustrations by mining for diamonds and battling virtual mobs. So come join us and let your reptile-loving fantasies run wild – no real money required, just a sense of humor and a love for all things scaly!
Join our server and experience the thrill of defending your precious items, just like this player defended his beloved guitar amp from his nephew’s clutches. Imagine the epic battles that could ensue as you fight to keep what’s rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft!
Who needs a diamond sword when you have a legendary amp to protect? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a guardian of sentimental value!
anyways, now there’s all this space junk floating around, and it’s like a giant game of dodgeball up there. but hey, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join us. we’ve got so much space debris, it’s like a whole new dimension of minecraft. plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have dodging all those fragments while trying to build your dream base.
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, because there’s no sky in space. just a whole lot of junk. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? see you in orbit, space cadets!
Features | Description |
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Nutrition & Seasons | Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment. |
Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies | Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones. |
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks | Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities. |
Build Self-Governing Settlements | Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path from simple farmer to lord based on accomplishments. |
The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.
The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.
We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.
Visit our Discord link and apply to become part of our community.
You can find the modpack here.
Yes, you can join our Discord server here.
Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.
And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.
Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?
But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?