Homeowner Association MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

public art, civic pride, historical figure, Statue, historical significance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

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The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

Hoa, Southern heritage, flag controversy, Wall, community standards

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

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FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

neighbor communication, city permit, property rights, homeowner association, Hoa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

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BlockyBorschtBattle

russian military, War on Terror, MIDDLE EAST, extremist group, CounterTerrorism

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

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BlockPartyTime

BlockPartyTime

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

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ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

distrust in government, ViralGunners, Chaos, conspiracies, social behavior

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

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Neverland Minecraft Server

unattainable, purpose, Lost, confusion, Despair

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

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CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

Generate, long tail, tags, list, Numbers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

wedding excitement, wedding chat, happy for friend, wedding joy, wedding meaning

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

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NoSleep4U

Boundaries, Communication, unsolicited opinion, Hypocrisy, Friend

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

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