Homeowner Association MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

historical, front yard, public art, historical impact, personal preference

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

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The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

living room, property rights, residential guidelines, Wall, privacy concerns

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

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FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

gravel dump, fence installation, neighbor dispute, pool construction, new neighbors

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

401k, Classes, Boundaries, Inheritance, life insurance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

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SisBitchCraft

insult, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful language, disrespectful behavior., anger management

Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hop on this Minecraft server right now.

So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.

You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.

But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyCraze: 8 Billion Blocks

billion, CraftyCraze, blocks

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our custom-built rollercoaster will take you on a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes! So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on this wacky adventure!

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HtlF SMP

Whitelist, Mature Players, Community Based, Mob Heads, player heads

HtlF Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly People	Everyone on the server is welcoming and mature, creating a relaxed environment.
Smooth Connection	24/7 server with a large 30GB RAM and fast whitelisting process to prevent griefers.
Vanilla Plus	No pay-to-win features, only vanilla Minecraft with some quality-of-life mods.
Builder Focused	No server resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone-friendly setup.
Community Based	Encourages community living and holds votes for server-based changes.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the HtlF Minecraft Server?

To join, click here and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.

Is lag an issue on the server?

No, the server has a strong connection and 30GB RAM, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience as long as you’re in America.

Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features, crates, or bonuses for donations. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.

Can I build freely on the server?

Yes, the server is focused on builders and there are no resets, allowing you to create and build without the fear of losing your progress.

How does the server handle community interactions?

The server encourages community living, holds votes for server changes, and plans to host group builds and minigames in the future.

Who can I contact if I have any questions?

If you have any questions, you can message fadedchickennn on Discord for assistance.

SocializeCraft 1.21.4

Bars, Socialize, hang out, foids, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft server and escape your remote location without actually leaving your house! Meet people from all over the world, including foids (that’s girls, bro). No need to worry about your social skills or looks, just jump in and start building friendships. Don’t go nuts in your bumfuck nowhere, come join us for a virtual adventure like no other!

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SelfishCart Minecraft Server

Communication, Instacart fees, convenience, family dynamics, adulting responsibilities

Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t judge you for being a little boy who just wants some protein smoothies! We understand the struggle of adulting and trying to make your own way in the world. No need to depend on anyone for transportation when you can just teleport in our virtual world!

We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!

And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.

So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!

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RingCraftersMC

judgment, Black Stone, RingCraftersMC, Men’s Fashion, single

So, like, this server is like finding a gold ring in a thrift store, but instead of just looking cool, it’s like wearing the ring and suddenly everyone thinks you’re engaged! HAHAHA!

Join this server and get accused of catfishing girls just because you’re wearing a ring, like what even is that logic? And then get called a fuck boy for no reason at all, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions, man!

But hey, if you want some unusual positive attention from women and maybe lose some weight in the process (not guaranteed), then this server is the place to be! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪🎉

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