Homeowner Minecraft Servers

Homeowner

  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a meteorite strike on ur boring minecraft life!!! imagine u just building ur lil house in peace and then BOOM a meteorite hits right in front of u, that’s the kind of excitement u can expect on this server!!! scientists r even saying it’s a first, just like u joining this server will be a first for ur minecraft experience!!! come join us for some out-of-this-world fun and craziness, who knows what other surprises are in store for u!!! meteorites not guaranteed tho, sorry not sorry!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrailBlocker Minecraft Server

    TrailBlocker Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky pedestrians invading your property while you’re just trying to enjoy your river view? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual river valley trail system where you can control who gets to walk through and who gets blocked off with virtual barriers! No more dealing with litterbugs or liability issues – just pure, unadulterated control over your virtual property.

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual neighbor who will constantly argue with you about your virtual property rights! It’s like drama, but in pixel form!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not the asshole – you’re just a virtual property owner with a vision. Join today and start building your own virtual trail system – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

    Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

    Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DreamHouseVetoedLOL

    DreamHouseVetoedLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!

    But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCardboard: 20% Homeowner

    CraftyCardboard: 20% Homeowner

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the furniture is so lit that you’ll be drowning in cardboard boxes for days? Our server is like a cardboard castle, but instead of knights, we have creepers ready to blow everything up! Join us for the ultimate recycling adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of breaking down boxes while dodging exploding mobs. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your ability to fit all that cardboard in the recycling bin. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the cardboard kingdom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Just a Server Pretending to Be Vanilla

    Just a Server Pretending to Be Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft GeoPol Server Overview

    Description
    Focus on RP, politics, and nations
    Small server with emphasis on player interaction
    No totem or crystal PvP, aiming for fair gameplay

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on RP, politics, and nations. Wars are important but not the main selling point.
    Is it easy for new players to catch up? Yes, the server has implemented features to make it easier for new players to catch up.
    How can I join the server? You can apply through the linked Discord server.
    Is it a Towny server? No, the server is not based on the Towny plugin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

    YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

    Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are always looking for new recruits. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary llama knight?

    So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “Are Americans really like this?” Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Holostars MANS

    Minecraft SMP: Holostars MANS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

    Ever wanted to witness a battle between a giant T-Rex and a talking banana? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server. Our players are not your average Minecraft enthusiasts – they’re a bunch of crazy characters with their own unique quirks and abilities.

    From Regis Altare, the master of building towering castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, to Goldbullet, the fearless warrior who fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    But beware, things can get a little out of hand sometimes. Like the time Machina X Flayon accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit, or when Noir Vesper tried to tame a pack of wild wolves and ended up with a pet chicken instead.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on this wacky and wonderful journey. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in Uwawa Uwa Edition!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DanceCraft Server: WIBTAH vs AutisticBrother

    DanceCraft Server: WIBTAH vs AutisticBrother

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky fun!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your family’s minor surgeries and nightly routines.

    On our server, you can dance your worries away without any auditions or family drama holding you back. Plus, our virtual world is perfect for autistic players like you – no meltdowns here, just pure gaming bliss.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life responsibilities behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs family when you have virtual dance classes and blocky adventures waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP