| About Us |
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| Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us! |
| Links |
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| ▶ 📜 Discord Invite |
| ▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery) |
| Vanilla Experience |
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| We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand. |
| Community |
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| We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more. |
| Respect |
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| Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you. |
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our discord HERE and apply!
But that’s not all – on this server, you can build your own pasta-themed kingdom, complete with spaghetti bridges and lasagna towers. And don’t forget to tame a pizza-loving pet dolphin to ride around the Mediterranean Sea!
Join us for a truly unique experience that will have you saying “Mama mia!” in no time. Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to get your Italian on and join the fun!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.
If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter the elusive and mischievous Pigmen Mafia, who control the underworld with their sharp suits and even sharper swords. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their next feast?
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Enderman Dance-Offs, where you can show off your skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rainbow sheep mounts.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).
Picture this: you’re living with your parents, caring for your terminally ill dad while your mom is on a mission to secure a live-in carer so she can escape to their second house. But wait, there’s more! The player doesn’t want a stranger in their house during this emotionally taxing time, and they’re not thrilled about being left with the live-in carer while mom gets some much-needed respite.
It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Will the player stand their ground and fight for their privacy, or will they be forced to live with the live-in carer next door? Join our server to find out and experience the drama for yourself! Who needs TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
Just like in real life, we encourage our players to express themselves and live their best blocky lives. Whether you’re getting married in 42 days or have 2 virtual children, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for asking your fellow players to cover up – we’re all about respect and having a good time!
So come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your virtual cheeks shine bright like diamonds. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? See you there, and remember to bring your best pixelated outfit!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets. That’s right, you can literally farm gold just by standing under these majestic creatures as they soar through the sky. Who needs a regular old pig farm when you can have a golden poop farm?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly yeti? These fluffy giants will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they give great hugs!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wonders of diamond-scented air, golden poop farms, and yeti bodyguards. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
