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Homeless MAXXING in Japan Minecraft Server

#youtube, camp on the beach, drvnk, Fans, Homeless, homelessMAXXING, internet cafe, Japan, manga cafe, MAXXING, Minecraft, moped, Paradise, RETVRN TO MVRCV PVLV, Server, waging

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual vacation in Japan!

For just 1000 yen, you can get drunk in-game and stumble around causing chaos. Want to relax and unwind? Set up camp on our beautiful virtual beach and soak up the pixelated sun.

But wait, there’s more! For only 800 yen, you can access our internet/manga cafe and immerse yourself in a world of digital delights. And the best part? Your fans on YouTube will reward you with a moped so you can zoom around the server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to paradise and join us on this wild adventure! Just watch out for creepers disguised as sushi rolls…they’re a real threat here. See you in-game! 🍣🏖️🚲

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany, Burning Scent of Home, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Guinaifen, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	169
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

chadcels, collect, Delusion, FIX, foid, ghosting, hatred, illusion of happiness, incel, incel.org, IncelFree, lie, loyal chad, male only space, mentally ill, Minecraft, Misogyny, rare creature, smp, Soft, Women, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	88
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	718	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

144.76.153.125:25586

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crops Grown:	4932
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Potions Brewed:	62
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	404

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!