Homeless MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

housing affordability, renting vs buying, housing discrimination, housing market, Buy

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

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EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

support needed, unfair treatment, housing assistance, Vulnerability, uncertainty

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

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SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

Perp, aussies, Adventures, mass stabbings, schizos

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

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Boomer Gladness

covid era, entry level job market, Gladness, Garbage, Degree

Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

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NikkeCraft – #2812 Minecraft Server

current events, FAQ, Evangelion Collab, Info, leona

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a collaboration between Evangelion and a bunch of over-the-top events that will blow your mind!

Join now for the chance to evade giant monsters in our YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, happening from August 22 to September 19. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends, where things get so intense, you’ll need to overclock your brain in the Sim Room!

Coming up, we have a Solo Raid where you’ll face off against a Massive Object, and a Co-op event called Gatekeeper where teamwork is key. Plus, recruit special characters like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Rei Ayanami – and even get a free Misato Katsuragi!

Dress up your character in style with costume passes like Elegant Date and Pilot in Summer. And stay tuned for the upcoming Zoo Keeper costume pass – because who doesn’t want to be a stylish zookeeper in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

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CraftyStefanie SMP

CraftyStefanie, entertainment industry, The Joost, MODEL, talented artist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because The JoostJapanese videogame mogul SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a llama dressed as a pirate while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. Will you be the one to claim this epic spud for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join The JoostJapanese videogame mogul SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they’re a real blast!

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GymCraft Server: No Spot Stealing!

gym sharing, gym conflict, gym, weightlifting, #workout

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gym experience! Just like the dude from the apartment gym, you and your friends can rotate through every block in the game. Need a bench for your virtual workout? No problem, we’ve got plenty to go around. And don’t worry, there’s no need to fight over equipment – we’ve got enough for everyone!

But beware, just like in the real gym, there may be some players who try to snatch your blocks when you’re not looking. Will you be the one to claim the last diamond before someone else tries to grab it? Only one way to find out – join our server today for a workout like no other!

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JavaJerkNoPay

misunderstanding, Communication, sibling rivalry, family, iced coffee

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

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SecretsSMP: PartnerHiding

Covert, undisclosed emotions, undisclosed feelings, Communication, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of sneaking around in Minecraft, hiding your secret diamond stash from your partner? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where secret hiding spots are a thing of the past! We encourage players to be as sneaky as possible and even have a “Hide and Seek” event where the winner gets to keep all the hidden loot! So come join us and let your inner sneakiness shine! Just make sure to watch your back, you never know who might be plotting to steal your precious diamonds… 😈💎 #HideAndSeekChampions #SneakySMP

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BlockyBizarreBeliefs

childhood memories, childhood innocence, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, bizarre beliefs

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a candy land? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can dig your way to a world made entirely of chocolate and gummy bears. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your sugary treasures!

Not only that, but our server also has a secret underground society of talking animals who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the rebellious pigs and cows to take down the feathered tyrants? Or will you side with the chickens and help them maintain their clucky control over the land?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples buried deep within the heart of a volcano. Are you brave enough to venture into the fiery depths and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

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