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  • TipJarThiefHusbandAITA

    TipJarThiefHusbandAITA
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6184
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Crops Grown: 9198
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Towns Built: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with insensitive husbands who think stealing from homeless people is a joke? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever pull a stunt like that! Our community is filled with generous players who would never even think of such a ridiculous act. Plus, we have virtual tip jars that are always filled with diamonds, not spare change. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8092
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that rivals the legends of Herobrine himself. We have fan-created content that will blow your mind, and a wiki with info on tech trees that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Our old forums archive is filled with strategic tips for ground battle maps that will have you dominating like a pro. And don’t even get us started on our guided weapons statistics – you’ll be launching missiles like a pro in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft adventure and let’s create some legendary moments together. Just remember, if someone sends you runes, make sure to translate them with Yandex OCR – you never know what secrets they may hold.

    And don’t forget to check out our radio station for some epic tunes to mine and build to. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4765
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7115 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Narcissism Edition Minecraft server, where you can build your dream castle and admire yourself in pixelated glory! Join us for a wild ride filled with self-love and endless possibilities.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a statue of themselves so grand, that even the Ender Dragon bowed down in awe. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret passages, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with themselves as you are. You’ll never feel more at home than in a world where everything revolves around YOU.

    So come on, join us on this epic journey of self-discovery and narcissistic adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the Minecraft universe. And remember, on this server, it’s all about YOU.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””One Language To Rule Them All” Minecraft SMP”

    ””One Language To Rule Them All” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1927
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of slow, clunky code that can’t keep up with the speed of your thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We are like the C++ of Minecraft servers – insanely fast and with an unparalleled feature set. Our server effortlessly traverses the entire Minecraft stack, from building epic structures to battling mobs with lightning speed.

    Join us and experience the thrill of writing device drivers for your redstone contraptions, crafting web frontends for your virtual empire, and integrating with half a century’s worth of C libraries (because why not?). Our community is as lively and booming as the modern C++ ecosystem, with players from diverse domains like finance, gaming, and AI/ML coming together to create a virtual utopia.

    In 2024, our Minecraft SMP is all the modern player needs in their toolbelt. When compared to other servers, no other server even comes close. So why waste your time on anything else? Join us and LMFAO at not playing on our Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Look At Him Go Minecraft Server

    Look At Him Go Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 5956
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Sheep Sorcerer as they fight for control of the server! Will you join forces with the Chicken King and his army of feathered warriors, or will you align yourself with the Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly minions? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava and a hot tub filled with magma cubes. Just be sure to bring some fire resistance potions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – “look at him go” indeed!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pool Party Minecraft SMP

    Pool Party Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5795
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1046
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we film TikToks in the pool instead of actually playing the game. That’s right, forget about crafting and surviving, we’re all about getting those likes and views on social media! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through dance moves. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mythical Legends Minecraft Server

    Mythical Legends Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6549
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 New Chunks Explored: 356343
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because #MYTH4EVER is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending a group of mischievous Endermen who just want to dance the night away.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic fowl, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join #MYTH4EVER today and embark on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 2969
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 486 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mines Excavated: 1916
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to all your fapping needs? Look no further than our server, where we have AI perfection at its finest! Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, if you love AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

    Join us for the DRINK Edition of our server, where we take fapping to a whole new level. Our previous thread was so wild, we had to start a new one! And if you think this is crazy, just wait until you see our related threads like /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /trash/sdg, /u/udg, and /vt/vtai.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces AI fapping in all its glory? Plus, we have Catbox galleries and uploads for all your fapping needs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Atropic Minecraft server

    Atropic Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6419
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchantments Applied: 268
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    ? In the world of Atropic, every block is a story, every adventure is a legend. Join us and become part of our never-ending epic!

    IP: atropic.fun ⋘1.16.5 – 1.20+⋙

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server

    Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1958
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Devil May Cry on steroids!

    Join us and experience epic battles with mobs that are straight out of a hack and slash game. Our high-level players will show you the ropes and have you feeling like a gaming god in no time.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the intense challenges that await. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our world, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP

    Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5964
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players and same old builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can play alongside legendary wrestlers like Lou Thesz, The Rock, and even The Undertaker!

    Imagine building your very own wrestling ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin as your neighbor, or going on epic mining adventures with Rey Mysterio and John Cena. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – can you take down Brock Lesnar in a fight to the death?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the wrestling madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s get ready to mine!

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