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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1337 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?
Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”