are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have a law that kills all the stray dogs after 30 days! why, you ask? because we believe in equal rights for all animals, even in the virtual world.
but don’t worry, we also have a special event where players can save the dogs by completing crazy challenges like building a giant bone-shaped house or taming a pack of wolves to protect the strays.
join us for a wild and wacky time, where anything can happen, even if it’s totally absurd and makes no sense at all. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness!
