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  • WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

    WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3303
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4489 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players!

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  • &g t;Even Homeless Criminals Can Get A GF Minecraft SMP

    &g t;Even Homeless Criminals Can Get A GF Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6322
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ores Mined: 8264 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1750 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where even homeless criminals can find love! That’s right, if you’re still single in the game, what’s your excuse? Our server is filled with so much romance and drama, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual soap opera. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while building your dream castle or fighting off creepers. So come join us and see if you can find love in the most unexpected places! 💕🏰💥 #HomelessCriminalsNeedLoveToo #MinecraftRomance #SoulmateSearch

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  • FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

    FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 6501
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Dimension Hops: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

    2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

    3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

    4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

    5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

    6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

    7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

    8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 7681
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6031
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5741
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7791
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5077
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dimension Hops: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

    Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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  • SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

    SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7638
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

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  • PajamaPoliceCraft

    PajamaPoliceCraft
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9972
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2998 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

    Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

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  • Baby Daddy Craft: Impregnating Nations Since 2010

    Baby Daddy Craft: Impregnating Nations Since 2010
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 2091
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Alien Abductions: 2 Animals Bred: 150
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 8405
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can impregnate women from different countries! That’s right, travel the world without leaving your computer and start a whole new family tree in Minecraft. Join us now and see how many virtual babies you can have in exotic locations like the Nether, the End, and even the overworld! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

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  • Duality SMP: Where we pretend we’re as cool as the Hermitcraft server, but in reality, we’re just big noobs. Java edition.

    Duality SMP: Where we pretend we’re as cool as the Hermitcraft server, but in reality, we’re just big noobs. Java edition.
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8064
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 42 New Chunks Explored: 618592
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 50

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    Duality SMP Server Overview

    Description Duality SMP is a survival multiplayer server with mostly vanilla gameplay and a few quality of life plug-ins. It features a small and friendly community, group events, teamwork, shopping district, and more. Major decisions are made together and admins have the same rank and voice as other members.
    Version 1.20.4 for Season 5
    World Reset July 1st, 2024

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join? Fill out the application form at https://forms.gle/79Cp2scqK8qoSEzMA
    How can I join the Discord server? Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/789d7Mp94p
    Is there a temporary public server available? Yes, you can join the temporary public server at dualitysmp.net after whitelisting on Discord.

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  • The Trap House: Where Femboys, Trannies, and Twinks Unite!

    The Trap House: Where Femboys, Trannies, and Twinks Unite!
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 5377
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never want to leave the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Tranny/Twink Thread! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly femboys building a fabulous castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. As they explored the server, they stumbled upon a trap-filled dungeon filled with treasures beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the traps were set by mischievous twinks who love nothing more than to prank unsuspecting players!

    But fear not, for our community is filled with supportive and accepting members who will welcome you with open arms, regardless of your gender identity. Whether you’re a femboy, a tranny, a twink, or anything in between, you’ll find a place to call home on our server.

    So come join us on the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Tranny/Twink Thread, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • AnonCraft: The Mystery of Server No. 74660623

    AnonCraft: The Mystery of Server No. 74660623
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 2093
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 169
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 390131 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore new dimensions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. Will you be able to impress Blocky Bob with your masterful creations, or will you be banished to the Nether for eternity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the madness begin!

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  • Arcadia VS Hypixel

    Arcadia VS Hypixel
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 8612
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Mines Excavated: 1283 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ores Mined: 700

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    Comparison of Hypixel and Arcadia Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Server

    Pros Cons
    Large player base May experience lag due to high number of players
    Wide variety of minigames and modes Can be overwhelming for new players
    Frequent updates and events Can be competitive and challenging for casual players

    Arcadia Server

    Pros Cons
    Unique semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy experience No land claiming or grief prevention
    Access to tpa and set homes for easier survival Server may not be as populated as Hypixel
    Offers a close-to-barebones survival experience World border limits exploration to 150k

    FAQ

    What makes Hypixel different from Arcadia?

    Hypixel has a larger player base, a wide variety of minigames and modes, and frequent updates and events, whereas Arcadia offers a unique semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy experience with access to tpa and set homes for easier survival.

    Is there a risk of hacking on Arcadia?

    No, hacking is not allowed on Arcadia. The server promotes fair play and prohibits any form of cheating.

    Which server is better for casual players?

    For casual players looking for a more relaxed survival experience, Arcadia may be a better choice due to its semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy setup. Hypixel, on the other hand, offers a more competitive and fast-paced environment with a wide range of minigames.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Moving Experience

    Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Moving Experience
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8673
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Farms Harvested: 742 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Runes Activated: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Towns Built: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, pack your bags and get ready to /move/ to our server! Why, you ask? Because we have cows that can do the cha-cha slide in Zúrich! That’s right, our cows are the best dancers in the land and they’ll keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us and get ready to /move/ and groove with the coolest cows around!

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where ‘Video Game Activists’ Unite!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where ‘Video Game Activists’ Unite!
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2878
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We cater to the most pathetic forms of human beings, whether you’re a social justice warrior or against censorship, we welcome you with open arms (and pickaxes).

    Join us for epic battles between players who can’t agree on anything, from building a giant statue of a potato to arguing over the color of the sky in Minecraft. Our community is so diverse, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Punch a Creeper in the Face” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond toilet hidden somewhere in our world.

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner chaos. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have endless fun with the most obnoxious players around? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Craft Nation

    Craft Nation
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7212
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Supports 1.20.4 down to 1.9!

    Master survival, combat, and strategy.

    Claim lands, form nations, engage in wars, or challenge yourself in PVP.

    Thrive in a gold-based economy and build in a world that’s always fresh with land regeneration.

    Experience dynamic seasons and temperatures that change how you play. Your survival skills have never been more crucial.

    We hope to see you on our server!

    play.craftnation.online

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  • Blocky Banter – LOLz

    Blocky Banter – LOLz
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6600
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie chickens, build giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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  • CuckCraft: Where Landlords are Absolute Cucks and Creepers are the Real Landlords

    CuckCraft: Where Landlords are Absolute Cucks and Creepers are the Real Landlords
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 265
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

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