Homebody MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NotMyRealFamCraft

stepfamily, Boundaries, real family, step siblings, PRESSURE

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any siblings breathing down your neck? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own family of pixelated pigs and cows instead!

Join now and claim your virtual inheritance of two homes on 1/2-ish acre of land – no need to worry about messy wills and POAs here! Build your dream house next to your pixelated grandparents’ old home and live out your Minecraft family drama in peace.

Don’t worry about offending anyone with your honesty here – on our server, you can block anyone who tries to start drama and post all the subliminal messages you want without consequences. Just remember to watch out for those creepers!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom and leave the real family drama behind. Who needs real siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t ever get upset with your brutal honesty?

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NightlyCrafts

mental health, NightlyCrafts, cozy night in, comfort zone, social anxiety

Because you should be joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. Plus, our diamond ore spawns are so generous, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a night of blocky adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you ever went outside in the first place!

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StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

smp, social gatherings, homebody, Relaxation, peace and quiet

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

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Otaku Homies Craft

Obsession, Craft, Fandom, Otaku, geek

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!

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CraftyNetCashGrab

cheap internet, SIGNED UP, AITAH, homebody, sitting at home

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

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NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

Introvert, no friends, anti-social, solitary lifestyle, no hobbies

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

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Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

Server, getting annoyed, staying home, leaving the flea market, Arguing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

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MullyCraft Minecraft Server

local tourism, Adventure, Byron Bay, Exploration, Mullumbimby

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll never want to leave (just like someone who has never left Mullumbimby). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they’ll be in for a wild ride.

We have secret underground caves filled with diamonds, but watch out for the zombie disco party that happens every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without falling off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to leave Mullumbimby when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

hopeless, LonelyCraft, unproductive, Find, yearning for love

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Partyless27’s Epic Minecraft Adventure Zone – Come Join the Anti-Party!

social anxiety, Partyless27s, different, Unique, reflective

Are you tired of being a social outcast because you’ve never been to a party at 27 years old? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and party like it’s 1999 (or at least 2011 when Minecraft was first released). Our virtual parties are so lit, even your Minecraft character will be dancing the night away. Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can make blocky buddies online? Join us and start living your best digital life now!

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