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Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	9510
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	79	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crops Grown:	8063
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	7287	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

RocketCraft: SirenZone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

Phoenix-Network

Adventure, Boxpvp, Community, Crafting, Creative, custom experiences, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP

Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: Phoenix-Network.Net

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ENDWAR MC

action, Adrenaline, alliances, base building, Combat, DOMINANCE, ENDWAR MC, Experience, high stakes, INTENSE, LifeSteal, loot hunting, Minecraft, Network, PvP, relentless world, Rivals, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

The EndWarMC Minecraft Lifesteal Network is an intense, survival-based Minecraft server where players engage in high-stakes combat to steal each other’s hearts. The unique Lifesteal mechanic allows players to gain extra health by defeating enemies, but losing a fight means forfeiting your health to your opponent. With an immersive PvP environment, strategic alliances, and constant action, EndWarMC offers an adrenaline-packed experience. Whether you’re building up your base, hunting for loot, or battling rivals for dominance, every heart matters. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this relentless world!

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