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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7062 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
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