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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3367 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.
Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.
Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!
