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  • CraftyCarpenterWars

    CraftyCarpenterWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is like that unreliable carpenter you hired to fix your windows, but with a twist!

    Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and broken promises. Just like how the carpenter claimed he could paint your entire house in a day, we promise you epic adventures and endless fun (but maybe not in a day).

    Experience the thrill of waiting for deadlines to be met, only to be disappointed time and time again. Just like how the carpenter blamed his wife’s anxiety for not finishing the job, we’ll come up with equally outrageous excuses for any server downtime.

    And just like how the carpenter asked for more money for paint at the last minute, we’ll surprise you with unexpected in-game purchases that you never knew you needed (but definitely do).

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with broken promises, excuses, and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Just remember, we may not finish on time, but we’ll definitely keep you entertained.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FairCraft FamBam Tax

    FairCraft FamBam Tax

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and disagreements over rent? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life disputes and enjoy a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

    On our server, you can create your own family dynamic with other players and split resources however you want – no spreadsheets required! Want to live in a mother-in-law suite with your own bathroom and kitchen? Go for it! Or maybe you prefer to roam around in a class A RV, vanlife van, and jeep – the choice is yours.

    And don’t worry about any .5 disputes over kids paying rent – on our server, everyone is treated equally, no matter their age or number of family members. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the best spot to build their castle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyInLawFixer

    CraftyInLawFixer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

    On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

    So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!

    MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, legal battles, and home renovations gone wrong!

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual home painted a hideous shade of white by your own mother and brother, without your permission! Watch as your virtual wife takes legal action against them, with the help of her lawyer sister-in-law. Will your virtual family survive the chaos? Will your virtual mom be able to find a new virtual home? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! With cameras installed in every virtual corner, you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you stand by your virtual family, or will you be caught in the middle of a virtual divorce? Join now and witness the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InLawFreeZoneMC

    InLawFreeZoneMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

    Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

    With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BricktopiaCraft

    BricktopiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can remove bricks from houses and let them see the light of day for the first time in centuries! our server is so wild, even the bricks are getting a taste of freedom. come join us for some brick-breaking fun and see what other crazy adventures await you. who knew minecraft could be so exhilarating and brick-tastic? come join us now and let the bricks roam free!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UltimatumCraft Minecraft Server

    UltimatumCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of dealing with crazy ultimatums and religious drama in your relationships, then come join our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to convert to anything, not even to the Church of Creeperology!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry villagers start demanding you convert to their religion of “Blockism.” But fear not, on our server, you can be a devout follower of the Church of Baconism and still be accepted with open arms (and bacon sandwiches)!

    Forget about being guilt-tripped for eating pork or attending harmless gatherings with your friends. On our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling zombie pigmen in the Nether!

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself without any crazy demands or manipulative tactics, then join us today! And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be praying for is more diamonds and less drama. Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyShowerDramaCraft

    BabyShowerDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the most epic diaper cake building competition of all time! forget about regular old building challenges, we’re taking it to the next level with 4-tier diaper cakes decked out with baby clothes, pacifiers, headbands, shoes, and everything in between!

    imagine the laughs and jokes as you compare your diaper cake creations with other players. will yours be the biggest and most extravagant? or will you go for a smaller, cuter approach like our cousin’s diaper cake?

    but beware, some players may not appreciate your diaper cake masterpiece as much as they should. just like the brother in this story who preferred a smaller cake, you might face ungrateful comments from other players. will you be able to handle the drama and keep your cool like the OP in this post?

    join our server now and show off your diaper cake building skills! who knows, you might even win the title of “diaper cake king/queen” and earn the respect of all players. don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrownupLuresMC SMP

    GrownupLuresMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and boring gameplay? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a mix between a circus and a zoo, with crazy builds and wacky adventures around every corner.

    Remember that thing you hated as a kid? Well, guess what, now it’s the main attraction on this server! We’ve got giant spiders, creepy clowns, and even a haunted house that will make you scream like a little baby. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

    Join our server for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (just kidding, we’re broke af). But seriously, join us for the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP