Minecraft SMP: Yotsuba&Co.

cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, home posting, japanese manga, KADOKAWA, Manga, manga industry, manga release, manga updates, Minecraft, new chapter, online threats, phone posting, Publishing, ransomware, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, raws, smp, Under The Radar, Yotsuba, YotsubaCo

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7348

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even Kadokawa couldn’t handle! Our server is so lit that even ransomware couldn’t stop us from bringing you the latest updates. Get ready to mine, build, and survive in a world where even the most hardcore players struggle to keep up. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineNews: Crafting Headlines

breaking news, community discussion, Crafting, current events, global news, headlines, Important News, media coverage, MineNews, news analysis, news coverage, news headlines, news media, News Reporting, news story, news trends, news updates, political news, public awareness, Recent News, Social Issues, trending topics, world news

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where players can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes? It’s the only server where you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out cupcakes instead of fireballs. Join now and become part of the wackiest and most epic adventures in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server.

TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State

51st, Alliance, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, Justin Trudeau quotes, News, North America, Politics, speculation, State, Statement, TrudeauCraft, trump, Trump administration, Trumps, united states, US State, world leaders

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay?

Crafty Weather Woes

Amplification, business resilience, climate change, corporate debt, Crafty, debt burdens, disaster preparedness, economic impact, environmental damage, extreme weather, financial losses, financial risk, Financial Stability, firms, Floods, natural disasters, risk management, storm’s, study, weather, weather events, Wildfires, woes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	132	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the weather is so cray cray that it will make your debt go BOOM! imagine getting hit by a flood while trying to mine diamonds, or a storm blowing up your house while you’re crafting a sword. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your bank account! come join us and see how much debt you can rack up while dodging natural disasters left and right. it’s the ultimate test of your survival skills and financial responsibility. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm (literally)!

One Life RPG – Whitelisted – NA-E Hardcore Modded

#levelZ, Adventure, Biome, Claims, Curseforge, Discord, Dungeons, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Life, lunar events, Medieval, Mod Pack, Modded, NAE, permanent death, Playtime, revival shrine, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, titles, vanity slots, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1419	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

One Life RPG – a survival smp with a twist.

A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.

18+ ONLY!

Features:

Features:	One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival.

	Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots.
	Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger.

No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends. Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!

Join our discord The mod pack

FAQ

1. Is this server PvP-focused?

No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.

2. How does the one life mechanic work?

If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.

3. Can I play on this server if I am under 18?

No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

Whispering Woods 1.20.5

1.20.5, alone, awkward, Discreet, Embarrassing moment, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Fap, funny, hidden, m&a, Masturbation, noise, Personal, privacy, Quiet, room, Secrets, self pleasure, shame, tfw, whispering, Woods

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the most epic bases to hide your fapping noises from your mom! She won’t hear a thing when you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s like a secret fap fortress, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and keep your fapping game strong!

CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

aita, Arguing, Attention, Btch, Calling, Confidence, CraftyMommasNarcBtchPalace, EMBARRASSING, family, husband, love, Mother, Narcissistic, passing out, Proposal, REVEALING, Scene, Understanding, Vows, Wedding, white dress

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

PixelLifeUnscathed

Adversity, Authenticity, Challenges, Character, Hardship, humble beginnings, Integrity, life experiences, non-privileged, perseverance, personal growth, PixelLifeUnscathed, resilience, self-made, Simplicity, Struggle, success without privilege, undamaged life, underprivileged, VALUES, Working class

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Buildings Constructed:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring, uneventful lives? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme! Our players have survived creeper explosions, fallen into lava pits, and even been chased by a pack of angry wolves. If you’re looking for a sign of a truly undamaged life, look no further than the battle scars earned on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

CraftyPhysicsFun

ACADEMIC, Advancements, Analysis, China, collaboration, Competition, CraftyPhysicsFun, data, distant rival, Global, innovation, Leading, Nature Index, physics research, publications, rankings, research, Science, Technology, trends, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we do science stuff like china but better than US cuz they are like so far away lol. we do crazy physics experiments like making pigs fly and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. u gotta join us cuz we are the real geniuses in minecraft land. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do some physics and stuff together!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

CLOSET, Community, Discord, fictional world, Janitors, Lore, Minecraft, Nation building, player made, Roleplay, Server, smp, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Janitor’s Closet
Type	Roleplay-Worldbuilding
Focus	Fictional world creation, culture and nation building
Rules	Join Discord, fill out application, follow server rules
Links	Discord, Wiki

FAQs

1. What is the Janitor’s Closet server about?

The server focuses on roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own fictional world, cultures, and nations.

2. Are there specific build themes or styles required?

There isn’t a specific build theme, but all builds should have a lore-based reason. Huge scale and megabuilds are not allowed.

3. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server and fill out an application after reading the rules to join the community.

4. Are there restrictions on culture and religions?

Culture and religions are player-made, allowing players to develop their own unique aspects. Players can join existing cultures as well.

Envy Lick’d Ashore 1.20.2

1.20.2, adventurous partners, ASHORE, ass licking, bedroom activities, cheek clapping, dirty talk, envy, explicit content, exploring boundaries, intimate details, intimate moments, Jealousy, jealousy in relationships, kinky fantasies, lickd, naughty behavior, open communication, relationship boundaries, sexual acts, sexual jealousy, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, taboo pleasures

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like licking ass and clapping cheeks at the same time!

Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s what this server is like.

You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and riding a llama into battle the next. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, all united in their love for building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server. You won’t regret it…probably.

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