Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of constantly having to fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Yes, you read that right. Killer bunnies with diamond swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity pops out and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance Justin Bieber or Beyonce? Only one way to find out!
And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with soda. But beware, the gingerbread men guarding the treasure chests are not to be underestimated.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing creepers wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, creepers have class, baby!
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have been replaced with rubber chickens that squawk every time you mine a block. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music? Yeah, it’s lit.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? That’s right, nowhere! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil mobs, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and a secret underground base where players can plot their revenge against malfunctioning appliances.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or fridge door), join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Server Name | Invictus SMP ⛏️ |
|---|---|
| Founded | 2020 |
| Description | Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 180+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 |
| Features | – Hard Difficulty – Bedrock Compatibility – Custom Plugin Pack – Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime) – Viewable Dynmap (coming soon) – Vanilla Tweaks – Community Events – Brewery & Alcohol – Server Lore Channel – Player Shops – Lockable Chests – Shooting Stars – Chairs & Sitting – Much more! |
| Server IP | invictus.r2f.co |
| Bedrock Port | 19134 |
| Discord Invite Link | Discord Invite Link |
A: The world resets every 6 months or so to keep the experience fresh for players.
A: Yes, the server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone to join our community.
A: Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible with a port number of 19134.
A: We have community events, player shops, brewery & alcohol activities, and much more to keep players engaged and entertained.
A: Yes, we have a server lore channel to enrich the storytelling experience for players.
A: Yes, we have a custom plugin pack, lockable chests, shooting stars, chairs, and much more to enhance the gameplay experience.
Imagine being a normal teenage boy with loving parents, but secretly craving a twisted and taboo experience. On our server, you can live out your wildest dreams without judgment. Who knew that deep down, you had a desire to be abused by a man?
So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even discover something new about yourself along the way. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games in the world of Minecraft!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!
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Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!
Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!
https://discord.gg/davidscloud
Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net
Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132. For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has Davidscloud been around? | Davidscloud has been around since version 1.7.10. |
| How does player protection work on the server? | Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims cannot be destroyed by others. |
| Are there multiple worlds on the server? | Yes, there is an Amplified World in addition to the traditional Survival world. Plans for an Event World and Creative Plot World are also in the works. |
| Is there cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions? | Yes, players can now play on the server regardless of platform, as long as they have a paid Java account. |
Once upon a time, in a land filled with road verges, there lived a group of Minecraft players who discovered the power of these magical strips of groundcover. They realized that by building their bases on road verges, they were protected from all mobs and griefers. It was like having their own personal force field!
But that’s not all – road verges also had the ability to grant players special abilities. Some players claimed they could run faster, jump higher, and even shoot fireballs from their hands! All because of the mystical energy that flowed through the road verges.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of building on road verges, gaining superpowers, and joining a community of like-minded players, then come join our server today! Who knew that a simple strip of groundcover could hold so much power and excitement? Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!
In this server, you’ll encounter players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, because why not? You’ll also witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. And let’s not forget about the secret underground bunker where players gather to discuss their plans for world domination (or at least domination of the server).
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder or infamous griefer of “Rabbit Cake” Edition!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden family secret that will rock your world. Will you choose to keep it to yourself or expose it to the entire server? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when A2’s ghost haunted the mines, scaring off all the creepers and skeletons. Who knew a sickly kid could have such a strong presence in the Minecraft world?
Join now and witness the chaos unfold as family dynamics unravel before your very eyes. Will you choose to side with X and his girlfriend, or will you stick with the parents and their questionable decisions? The drama never ends on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with grief, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption. Just remember, things may get a little messy, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so much fun?