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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1669 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5532 |
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