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Smells Like Minecraft SMP

olfactory memories, delightful aromas, Smells, smells of comfort, unique smells

Yo guys, listen up! You ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s basically like being kicked in the face by a rainbow while eating pizza on the moon? Well, boy do I have the SMP for you!

First off, THIS SERVER HAS A FLYING COW THAT GIVES FREE ENCHANTED DIAMONDS. No joke! I was chilling in the nether looking for some ender pearls, and BOOM! This cow just swoops down and starts dropkicking me with bling bling. I don’t even know how that works, but I got a full set of Prot 4 diamond gear and a confused llama in a party hat!

Also, there’s this legend about a mysterious tree in the enchanted forest that grants wishes! But plot twist: if you don’t make your wish correctly, it’ll turn you into a block of screaming obsidian! Like, what even is that? But who cares, right? I mean, who hasn’t wanted to be a really moody rock at some point in their life?

Oh, and don’t forget about the Creeper Challenge Fridays! Every Friday you’re challenged to look a creeper dead in the eyes and tell it your deepest secret… and if it doesn’t blow up, you get a free snack! I once told a creeper that I love pineapple on pizza, and IT JUST SAT THERE, judging me like my mom used to do. But guess what? I got a cookie! Win-win!

Not to mention the weekly “Steve Olympics.” You can compete in events like block building AND ultimate boat racing in lava! Who knew Minecraft physics would make me consider professional Minecraft tourism? The winner of the Olympics gets a statue made of gold blocks depicting their avatar doing backflips with a bunch of cats around them. Talk about immortalizing your “biggest failure” moment with style!

AND GUESS WHAT?! We have a friendly rivalry with the SMP next door, which is literally just a server filled with people who ONLY build dirt huts and think it’s an art form. Gotta love that cringe, right? Just imagine the drama, like watching a bunch of ants bicker over a crumb!

So seriously, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW or be prepared for a lifetime of “what ifs” and uneaten tacos in the fridge. It’s literally the ONLY place where you’ll find flying cows, enchanted trees that might curse you, and a chance to become the most feared block of obsidian! What are you waiting for? GET IN HERE! 🍕✨🚀

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Pixel Dream Land 1.20.4

Land, girl, cute things, REALISTICALLY, PIXEL

Yo, bro, forget about paying a girl to be your e-girlfriend! Come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got all the cute e-girls you could ever dream of, and they’ll hang out with you all day long while you stream anime and games to them.

Plus, they’ll flirt with you and say the cutest things that’ll make your heart melt.

No need to starve yourself, just hop on our server and let the e-girl magic happen! Join now for the ultimate e-girl experience!

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Mom’s Chunky Craft Minecraft Server

Insecurity, self esteem, moms, depression, sibling favoritism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us if you want to avoid family berating you for your eating habits and weight gain – here, everyone is accepted no matter their size!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have been gaslit by their families and need a break from the chaos. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting a small portion of rice.

Forget about dysfunctional families and join us for a fun and supportive community where you can be yourself without fear of being called disrespectful. Plus, we have virtual breast enhancements for those who are insecure about their bodies – because in Minecraft, you can be whoever you want to be!

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. We promise you won’t regret it!

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CraftyApologyNeeded

Insecurity, Confrontation, school policy, DAUGHTER, autistic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hoodies are always welcome and never confiscated by power-hungry vice principals! Join us for a world where the only dress code is to wear whatever makes you feel comfortable and confident, whether it’s a hoodie, a binder, or a suit of armor made entirely of diamonds.

Our server is a safe space for all players, including those who may be neurodivergent like our fearless warrior with a large chest. No one will ever be forced to give up their items or face in-game suspension for expressing themselves in their own unique way.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner!

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CraftyHope: Building Blocks of Happiness

feeling defeated, coping mechanisms, Life, mental health, self loathing

Well, forget therapy or meditation, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away in a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Need a break from the real world? Come build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat). Feeling overwhelmed by the pressures of everyday life? Take a break and go on a quest to slay the mighty Ender Dragon, because nothing says stress relief like battling a giant, fire-breathing lizard. So why waste your time wallowing in despair when you could be crafting your own epic tale of triumph and glory on our server? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft save your soul (and maybe even your sanity)!

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CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, foreign assets, geopolitical conflicts, russia, world news

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Russia of servers, gonna confiscate all the assets of ‘unfriendly’ players! Like, imagine getting your diamonds taken away just cuz u didn’t say hi in the chat, lolz. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the stolen loot, so u can try to sneak in and reclaim your stuff. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers, so epic! Join now before Putin himself bans u from playing, hahaha.

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UNAuditPanicCraft

UNAuditPanicCraft, political tension, government response, foreign policy, international relations

so, like, this server is so lit, even Panama is complaining to the UN about it! can you believe that? they’re like “yo, this server is too good, we gotta audit it to make sure it’s not cheating or something.” but like, they’re just jealous cuz our server is the bomb dot com.

join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!

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What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

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YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his entertaining gaming content and hilarious commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA continues to create engaging content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

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Dual Rulers Minecraft 1.21.3

Story, anime trailer, Minecraft, games, 1.21.3

Yo, bro, have you seen the new trailer for the anime of Guilty Gear? It’s like, totally lit, man! The animation is off the charts and the story is like, canon with the games, right?

Join our Minecraft server if you wanna experience the epicness of Guilty Gear in blocky form! We got crazy builds inspired by the characters, like Sol Badguy’s flaming sword fortress and Ky Kiske’s heavenly castle.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that let you unleash special moves like Dragon Install and Ride the Lightning. It’s like, a whole new level of PvP madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock, dude! It’s gonna be a wild ride full of pixelated mayhem and epic battles. Let’s goooooo!

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MommaCraft

self-care, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, family, parenting

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your special day? Join our Minecraft server where there are no toxic family members allowed! Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any narcissistic, bipolar, binge-drinking relatives ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t make snarky comments about your dress or demand to be seated far away from your dad. On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any ridiculous demands or drama. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your kids getting involved in family feuds – they can just enjoy the game and have a blast!

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family drama on your special day. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your friends, and let the celebrations begin! It’s time to game on and leave the real-life drama behind.

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