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Home Hurt Business Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us if you want to be a part of the Hurt Business, where we specialize in causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a mythical figure who roams the land in search of the perfect baked potato. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Potato King and present him with the ultimate spud will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us at Hurt Business at home. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	183	Void Armor Forged:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2512
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dragon Eggs Found:	913	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	379	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7814
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	182
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	15390
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	7263	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	6477	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!