HolyWarriorMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HolyWarriorMC SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mines Excavated:	1135	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us and become a part of the wackiest SMP around!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

TwinScythe: Where tornadoes and voice chat collide in a modded mess!

admin shop, Charcoal, Chat, Claims, collide, Discord, enabled, Furniture, highly encouraged, horse carts, Instructions, Mess, Mod Pack, Modded, Ores, PvP, role-play, Server, Ships, Spawn, terrafirmacraft, Tornadoes, TwinScythe, undead mobs, VOICE, weather

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Holy Grails Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TwinScythe TFC
Mod	TerraFirmaCraft
Mods in Pack	Furniture, Horse Carts, Ships, Weather
PvP	Enabled everywhere except on claims
Admin Shop	Sells ores, buys charcoal, earn money by killing undead mobs
Role Play	Encouraged but not required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ for instructions on getting the mod pack and joining the server.

Is role play mandatory on the server?

Role play is highly encouraged but not required. Feel free to role play as much or as little as you like.

Can I sell items at the admin shop?

The admin shop sells ores and buys charcoal, but you can also earn money by killing undead mobs in-game.

Are there any specific rules for PvP?

PvP is enabled everywhere except on claims. Be mindful of other players and their territories.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

access to sex, BlockyLove, cheat code, Experience, fines, IMMORAL, incel community, Incels, Intimacy, intimacy issues, legal implications, meeting a prostitute, Minecraft, moral dilemma, pimped, prostitute home, prostitution, regulated prostitution, Server, sex work, shadow business, street whore, TAXES

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Emeralds Found:	9279	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being an incel and not getting any action? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a thriving virtual prostitution industry where you can access sex and intimacy without leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about fines for car sex or pimps here – our prostitutes make a killing and don’t pay taxes because it’s all in the “shadow” business. Join us and experience the cheat code for incels – who needs real-life interactions when you can have it all in Minecraft? So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride!

NoAnimeNoManga Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans of your favorite anime and manga characters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your wildest anime dreams. Want to fight giant monsters with a magical sword? Done. How about building a giant mech to battle your friends in epic robot wars? You got it. And don’t even get us started on the insane food combos you can create – ramen pizza, anyone?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Rainbow Llama, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring real life – because in our Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mines Excavated:	2225
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4649	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	1827
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6911
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.