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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 730 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 662 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!