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HolyPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have a fugitive televangelist wanted by the F.B.I. caught in the Philippines as our main attraction!

Witness epic chases through the jungles of the Philippines as the F.B.I. tries to capture this wild preacher. Will he escape? Will he preach to the animals? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of diamonds! Plus, our staff is made up of real-life unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle magic dust on your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, then maybe stay away). Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Game Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Potions Brewed:	91
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of staring at boring altcoin graphs all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special altcoin graph that actually comes to life! That’s right, you can watch your investments rise and fall in real-time as you build and mine to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at your enemies. That’s right, Larry is not your average Minecraft llama – he’s a fiery force to be reckoned with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky building and mining. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Votes:	8191
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting roasted harder than a pig on a spit during a date? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting roasted is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us and leave those cringey date stories in the past, because here, the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of your victory cries as you dominate the competition. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure heartbreak and boost your confidence to superhero levels. So why waste your time on bad dates when you could be building epic structures and slaying dragons with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!

our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!

Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	299	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2530

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.