Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly **the greatest** in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be **dead** or **missing** – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get **blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories** galore.– **Join today to question your reality!**
| Feature | Description |
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| Time-Color Spectrum | What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever! |
| Living Antigravity Soup | Craft a **soup** that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger. |
| Invisible Blocks of Happiness | Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*. |
| Cursed Villager Trades | Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right! |
| Enderman Karaoke Night | Sing **nonexistent songs** with endermen, even if you can’t hear them! |
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.
Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!
Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!
“This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”
“Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”
“Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”
Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a family feud that makes the Hatfields and McCoys look like besties. We’ve got sisters, brothers, jealous SILs, tragic accidents, and property disputes that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed.
But wait, there’s more! You’ll witness the epic battle for custody of a niece, forbidden babysitting, and threats of divorce over a grandma visit. It’s like a telenovela meets a Shakespearean tragedy, all set in the blocky world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tears, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us if you’re tired of avoiding the sun like it’s the plague in real life. On our server, the sun won’t make your skin darker, it’ll make your diamonds sparkle brighter!
We’ve got a whole family of players who are perfectly comfortable with their pixelated skin tones. Even Maria, the 7-year-old Minecraft prodigy, knows that in our world, all skins are beautiful skins.
But beware, if you start avoiding the sun in our server, you might just trigger a dramatic reaction from our in-game family members. They’ll be like, “Don’t push your insecurities on us, bro!”
So come on over and join the fun! Don’t be an in-game asshole to your pixelated sister-in-law, embrace the sun and let your blocky beauty shine!
| Server Name | The Penitentiary |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
| Version | 1.16.4 |
| Player Count | 100 |
| Features |
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The Penitentiary focuses on the classic prison server experience, with a grind for resources, enforced regulations, and community interaction.
Guards maintain order by enforcing rules against PvP, weapons, and potions. They play a roleplay element in the server environment.
Join the server and Discord for more information and to apply for the Guard position.
Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net
| Server Name | INTERLOPE |
|---|---|
| IP | play.interlope.com |
| Version | 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | 50 |
| Features | Survival mode, custom plugins, active community |
Q: What type of gameplay does INTERLOPE offer?
A: INTERLOPE offers a survival mode gameplay experience with additional custom plugins to enhance gameplay.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: The server rules include no griefing, respect for other players, and no cheating or hacking.
Q: Are there any special plugins on INTERLOPE?
A: Yes, INTERLOPE has custom plugins designed to improve the gameplay experience for players.
Q: How active is the community on INTERLOPE?
A: The community on INTERLOPE is very active, with events and interactions between players.
Q: Does INTERLOPE offer any monetization options?
A: INTERLOPE may have donation options available, but gameplay is not pay-to-win.
Anarchy where you can have everything here is the Donat RTP, etc. Everything is with us !!!
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| Description | If you miss OG factions with non of the crazy custom enchants and old combat mechanics, try our server out. We launched a month ago and have started to grow a very nice community that are looking to grow. We are always looking for suggestions, come check us out and get to raiding! |
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| IP | mc.vikingfactions.net |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/8Yz4supQ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been online? | The server launched a month ago. |
| Are there crazy custom enchants on the server? | No, the server aims to provide a more traditional factions experience without custom enchants. |
| Is the old combat mechanics used on the server? | Yes, the server uses old combat mechanics for a nostalgic experience. |
| Is there a community looking to grow on the server? | Yes, the server has a growing community that is actively seeking new players. |
| Are suggestions welcome on the server? | Yes, the server is always looking for suggestions to improve the gameplay experience. |