Holycraft Minecraft Servers

Holycraft

  • HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

    HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HolyCraft DramaQueens

    HolyCraft DramaQueens

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes everyone, even if they’re not technically “family”? Look no further than our server, where we believe everyone is part of the blocky family!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We don’t discriminate against anyone, whether you’re a dad, a mom, a daughter, or even a distant cousin twice removed. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun!

    And if anyone tries to start drama like Cathy did, don’t worry – we have a whole squad of players ready to shut them down and make sure everyone feels included. We even have a special “un-Christian behavior” rule, just to keep things extra friendly.

    So come on over to our server and let’s build some friendships – and maybe a few epic castles too! Remember, in our world, everyone belongs – even if they’re just a blocky in-law.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft: Escape from Athens

    HolyCraft: Escape from Athens

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, LIKE LITERALLY LIT WITH LAVA AND STUFF. WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

    ONE TIME, A PLAYER NAMED BOB BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE AND THEN A GIANT MOUSE CAME AND ATE IT ALL. IT WAS HILARIOUS.

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE LLAMAS RULE AND PIGS FLY. IT’S LIKE A FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS.

    SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE TACOS ON TUESDAYS. YOLO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Ever wondered why Israeli people are so mysterious? Well, on our server, you’ll uncover the truth behind their enigmatic ways. Dive into secret underground tunnels, uncover ancient artifacts, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden hummus stash!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest for glory. Follow their cryptic advice and you just might become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the true spirit of Jesus Christ? Look no further! Our server is the closest thing to the teachings of Jesus himself, established almost two thousand years ago by the Roman Catholic Church.

    Join us and experience the power of the keys to the kingdom of heaven, just like Peter did! Build your virtual church on the rock and watch as the gates of hell tremble before you. Bind and loose things on earth and see them bound and loosed in heaven – it’s like magic, but better!

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to convert to Catholicism in the most epic way possible. Join our Minecraft server now and let the spirit of Jesus guide you to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HolyCraft: Bible Edition

    HolyCraft: Bible Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

    Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

    And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HolyCraft: Bible Edition

    HolyCraft: Bible Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old school lessons? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the Oklahoma state superintendent has decided to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into our curriculum! That’s right, you can now learn about building your virtual world while also learning about ancient texts and moral codes. Join us for a truly unique educational experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and pray your way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP