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  • HolyCraft vs. ScienceCraft

    HolyCraft vs. ScienceCraft
    So like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we have like, magical powers and stuff. Like, if you believe in science, you’ll be able to build crazy cool machines and contraptions that will blow your mind. But if you’re all about that religion, you’ll be able to summon angels and demons to fight for you in epic battles.

    But here’s the catch – the more you believe in science, the weaker your magical powers will be. And the more you believe in religion, the less you’ll be able to understand how redstone works. It’s like a crazy cosmic balance or something.

    So come join us on this server where science and religion collide in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to creating a potion that turns you into a flying pig. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server!

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  • HolyCraft: Israeli Women vs Ultra-Orthodox Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft: Israeli Women vs Ultra-Orthodox Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where israeli women are taking on ultra-orthodox military exemptions by building giant pixel art of themselves kicking butt! join the fun and help them fight for equality in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles on this server! join now and be part of the revolution!

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  • HolyCraft GazaGrief

    HolyCraft GazaGrief
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil llamas.

    also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.

    join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

    HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party
    so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

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  • HolyCraft SMP: God Said No More

    HolyCraft SMP: God Said No More
    Are you tired of being limited by the rules of your religion? Do you want to break free and live life on your own terms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your rebellious side!

    Join us and leave behind the constraints of your former religion as you embark on a wild and crazy adventure in our virtual world. Build towering temples to your newfound freedom, or create shrines to the almighty block – the choice is yours!

    But beware, for the mobs in our world are not your average creatures. Rumor has it that the creepers are actually ex-priests seeking revenge on those who have abandoned their faith. Will you be able to survive their explosive wrath?

    So come on, join us on this insane journey of self-discovery and liberation. Who needs religion when you have Minecraft? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being forced to go to church 4-5 times a week? Do you want to escape the wrath of your religious family? Join our Minecraft server and let your true non-believing self shine!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who have seen the light (or lack thereof) and want to express their true beliefs without judgment. We have a community of like-minded individuals who will support you in your journey to freedom from religious constraints.

    Join us and let your inner atheist out to play! Build a world where logic and reason reign supreme, and where you can finally be yourself without fear of persecution from your family. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to breaking free from religious indoctrination?

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be unapologetically atheist and have a blast doing it! Let’s show your family that there’s more to life than just blind faith – there’s Minecraft!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server and build a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about being disrespected or belittled by your fiancé’s family.

    On our server, you can create your dream wedding without the pressure of having to pay for everything yourself. No more arguments about who should foot the bill – just build your perfect ceremony in peace.

    And if you ever need to vent about your mother-in-law drama, our community is here to support you. Share your stories and let off some steam in a safe and welcoming environment.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft?

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