HolyBlockJesus – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

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Whale Mama Energy Quest

#sustainability, 000 miles, 2.., 3.., 600 pounds, Birth, calves, climate change, conservation, ENERGY, energy demands, Environment, eXtraordinary, food supply, humpback whale, imperiled, MAMA, marine heatwaves, MOTHERS, nourish, Ocean, Quest, research, travel, Whale, wildlife

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

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Funnier Origins SMP

Active, activeplayers, artists, Builders, BuildingCommunity, Contentcreators, CPMModels, Customorigins, DatapackMakers, DedicatedGamers, funnier, Funserver, Hermitcraftinspired, LoreBuilding, LoreFocused, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, Origins, Roleplay, smp, Smpserver, UniqueOrigins, WhitelistedServer

FUNNIER ORIGINS SMP

Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!

Who we are Looking for:

Active Roleplayers/Builders
Content Creators
Datapack/Mod Makers
Artists

– Cool People in General!

Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎

Application Form

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models
Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned?	No, they are preferred but not mandatory
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience

Eternal Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, Empire, Enya Ignis, ETERNAL, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Nikki Rei, poko rakun, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, Yena Youngblood

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further, because this server is the place to be! We’ve got Vtuber idols like Nikki Rei and Roca Rourin ready to party with you in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to hang out with Vtuber legends like Enya Ignis and Daisy Dandelion. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, and you’re invited!

So why waste time mining diamonds alone when you could be building epic structures with your favorite Vtuber idols? Join now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, adulting, Agreement, berlin, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Fairness, Financial, friendship, FriendshipCraft, group dynamics, holiday, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Promises, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social dynamics, trip planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild story of friends and money drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us for the most intense virtual adventure of your life, where friendships are tested and alliances are made. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need?

So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this story!

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CraftyCreeperz – Let’s Name and Shame!

acceptance, American name, childhood struggles, CraftyCreeperz, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural pride, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, Family Values, fitting in, Immigrant, Lets, Maturity, name change, parenting, peer pressure, shame, teasing, tradition, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names and cultures, even if they’re as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being teased for your unique name, whether it’s from Africa, Europe, or even the Nether realm.

We’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll fit right in with your traditional name or your new American alias. Plus, we have a special quest where you can unlock the power of your name and use it to defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t be like poor little nephew getting teased for his name, come join us and let your name shine like a diamond pickaxe in the sun. And remember, kids may suck, but our server rocks! So why wait? Join now and show off your cultural pride while building epic structures and battling mobs with your unique name power!

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DeathByCreeper Minecraft SMP

anxiety, death anxiety, death fears, death phobia, death scenarios, DeathByCreeper, existential dread, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of mortality, Minecraft, mortality, phobias, smp, worst case scenarios, worst death, worst death experiences, worst death fears, worst death nightmares, worst death outcomes, worst death scenarios, worst death situations, worst ways to die

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

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GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks

abortion, blocks, civil liberties, conservatism, Conservatives, Ethics, freedom, Government, government intervention., GovtFreeZone, Ideology, individual rights, Laws, Marriage, morality, personal choices, political beliefs, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, rules, Social Issues, traditional values

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the government is always trying to control your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from oppressive rules and regulations! Join us and experience the freedom to build, mine, and craft without any interference from pesky bureaucrats.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles for control of the virtual world. Fight off hordes of zombie politicians and corrupt officials as you defend your right to game in peace. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner rebel as you defy the virtual laws of Minecraft and take back control of your gaming destiny!

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Cannabis Brain Quest

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain health, Cannabis, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive tasks, drug use, effects, JAMA Network Open, lifetime use, Marijuana, Medical research, mental performance., neurology, neuroscience, Quest, recent use, research, study, substance abuse

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! Like, for realz, our server is so lit, it’ll make ya brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster ride!

We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes you to a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. Plus, we got a disco dance floor where you can show off your sick moves and impress all the other players.

So, what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, your brain will thank you later.

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Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, autistic child, Awareness, bragging, bullying, Christ, CLAIRVOYANCE, DATING, Driving, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENERGY, Guardians, Haven, intuition, Men, Pictures, relationships, School, sex, Social Issues, spending the night, Women

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

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FridgeSpaceSplit Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment living issues, budgeting, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food boundaries, food storage, fridge space, FridgeSpaceSplit, grocery shopping, household responsibilities, Minecraft, nyc living, organization, personal space, rent sharing, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, shared living spaces, subleasing

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of sharing a fridge with roommates who don’t understand the importance of food organization? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your own virtual fridge shelf all to yourself! No more worrying about someone else eating your virtual food or taking up your virtual space.

Join us and experience the thrill of having complete control over your virtual food storage. No more arguments about water filters or fridge door space – it’s all yours to customize however you want. And the best part? You don’t even have to worry about roaches getting into your virtual food because our server is bug-free!

So come on over and claim your virtual fridge shelf today. Who knew organizing food could be so fun and drama-free? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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