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HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Sacred, hypothetical, humor, fictional

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

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Ivans Magic Kingdom

Rush, multiplayer, Magic, Game, Modpack

a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2

mk.themyndgame.com:25566

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Handsome Horizon 1.20.3

self esteem, Single life, seeking companionship, Conversation, attraction

Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!

Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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PixelParentGone

abusive relationships, PixelParentGone, Emotional support, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where your ex-partner’s questionable life choices are the main topic of conversation.

Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!

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HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

travel tips, travel safety, hotel location, hotel cleanliness, hotel accommodations

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

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WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

humorous advice, offbeat advice, funny advice, eccentric advice, WeirdCraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

relationship advice, honesty is key, honesty in love, Truth, love and honesty

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

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A13 anarchy

Raiding, PvP, bedrock edition, Survival, Factions

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

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ShadowGrove|SMP

Custom Plugins, skins, Adventure, Minecraft, weapon models

ShadowGrove – A unique survival adventure with free ranks, rankup progression, custom plugins, daily free crate keys, and custom weapon models & skins!

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

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Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

sexual health, libido, sexual frequency, sexual activity, Masturbation

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

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