HolyBlockJesus Minecraft Servers

HolyBlockJesus Minecraft Servers

  • HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

    HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 3061
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

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  • IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

    IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 9290
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBlockerz

    ExBlockerz
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 4371
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Mines Excavated: 1756
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

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  • RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

    RealisticCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 2042
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4477 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3

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    Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 6907
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoastZoneMC

    NoBoastZoneMC
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 7195
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Votes: 8797 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!

    On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HungryHeroCraft

    HungryHeroCraft
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 1005
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Towns Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 New Chunks Explored: 350489
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Gryphons Tamed: 1

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    so, like, imagine you’re a superhero, right? but you can’t even eat fast enough to keep up with all the crime-fighting you’re doing. that’s where our server comes in, bro. we got food that makes you eat super fast, like you’re a freakin’ vacuum cleaner. you’ll be able to save the world and still have time for a snack.

    plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.

    not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.

    so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RezzCraft: Where Java and Bedrock unite in pixelated harmony! #SurvivalMadness

    RezzCraft: Where Java and Bedrock unite in pixelated harmony! #SurvivalMadness
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5605
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

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    Server Overview

    Server Features
    1.21.1 Support
    Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics
    Grief Prevention
    Leveling System
    Advanced Farming System
    Separate Anarchy World

    Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

    Server IP (Java): rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

    Server IP (Bedrock): 192.3.27.74:27099

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have a Grief Prevention plugin in place to prevent griefing.
    Can I use /sethome and /tpa commands? Yes, we have enhanced vanilla mechanics that allow for the use of these commands.
    How can I claim land? Use a golden shovel to claim your land on the server.
    Is there a separate world for anarchy? Yes, there is a separate anarchy world where anything goes. You can find the portal in the spawn area.

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  • PussyCraft Minecraft Server

    PussyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 588
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 378
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cats are getting in on the action! Why bother with a regular job when you can join us and let the women do all the work for Shekelstein? Our server is so wild, even the animals are getting involved in the fun!

    Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community like no other. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be part of our outrageous world where anything goes? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525

    SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4849
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is NASTY in all the best ways!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).

    Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.

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  • OfficeObsessed Minecraft Server

    OfficeObsessed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1820
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can socialize with your virtual colleagues? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office, where you can meet up with your blocky coworkers and grab lunch together (virtually, of course).

    Join our server and experience the thrill of going on virtual lunch dates with your pixelated teammates. Who knows, you might even spark a virtual office romance! Just make sure your real-life partner doesn’t get jealous, because on our server, anything can happen.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that brings the drama of office politics into the virtual world, join us now! Who knew punching trees and building houses could be so scandalous?

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