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Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

I GET IT Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anxiety-inducing experience! Join us if you want to feel your heart race as you navigate through treacherous mazes filled with jump scares and deadly traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Dragon, a creature so terrifying that even the bravest players have been known to wet their pants at the mere sight of it. Defeat the Anxiety Dragon and earn the title of Anxiety Slayer, a prestigious honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of anxiety like never before. Just make sure to bring a change of underwear, you’re gonna need it!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Justin’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary player, Justin, who has built a castle made entirely out of golden carrots? Rumor has it that if you can find Justin and defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes! But be warned, Justin is a master at the floss and will not go down without a fight.

Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

HourLeftMC

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participating in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like you’ve never seen before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with players who have the butt of a 16-year-old? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players with an ass like a middle-aged woman! Why settle for flat when you can have a booty that defies gravity and logic? Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking competitions, bootylicious building contests, and butt-shaped pixel art creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your fabulous fanny and join the most cheeky server in Minecraft!

Souls of World – DTechnoMagic-RPG Minecraft server

BuildCraft, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, HiTech, Industrial Craft, RailCraft, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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DraconicTechnoMagicRPG is a server that combines elements of technology, magic and role-playing games. Here you can immerse yourself in a fascinating world where technology and magic combine to create something incredible!

The DraconicTechnoMagicRPG server has a huge number of mods that add new features and items. Here you can create unique mechanisms using the most modern technologies, or learn to use magic spells to achieve your goals.

Here you can create your character and go on an exciting journey around the world, completing quests, fighting monsters and improving your skills. There are many different factions on the server that you can choose to gain unique features and advantages.

The DraconicTechnoMagicRPG server is a place where you can realize your dreams of living in an amazing world where technology and magic come together to create incredible opportunities for creativity and adventure!

NexxusCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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1.19 Vanilla with Chocolate Sprinkles.

A chill, close-knit 18+ community of Minecraft veterans that enjoy building and trading with each other in survival hard mode. Java server with cross-platform compatibility for Bedrock players.

Generous mob rates for a server, with vanilla loot tables. More mob heads, player heads, and other vanilla tweaks. We have a custom bounty system for PvP (with consent). Other things like chairs, Discord chat integration, a group night skip feature w/cool animation, rollback functionality for griefing/the occasional mishap, mini games and contests, etc.

Curse words are welcome (No bullying/racism/harassment/etc though, don’t be a jerk) FREE to play and play well! We will never ask you to donate or give money! (All you get is a fancy colored name if you donate)

Join the discord to get whitelisted! Theme this season is UFOs and aliens.

mc.nexxuscraft.com

5 lives SMP

Survival

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A cool server to play with friends and strangers. The server has close to no rules except no x-raying, no hacking (bannable offense) and thats about it! The server also has moderators monitoring you.

5lives.apexmc.co

Smmcraft

Claim, Premium, PvP, Skyblock

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SmmCraft is a survival and PvP and SkyBlock server with a claim system, economy and much more in 1.16.5

play.smmcraft.eu

Glory Cave ..anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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Server mode anarchyRules: – machine and farm lag is prohibited, cheats are prohibited

server address: glorycave.ruserver port: not neededServer version: 1.16.5

world size – 28 million blocks

All inventory losses, deaths due to server lags or game lags do not count. Assess your risks yourself when moving.The administration will not restore your inventory.

Theft and murder are allowed, the stamping of your houses is allowed.The administration reserves the right to fight cheaters, as well as restore the world spawn point. Destroy lag machines and farms that create a high load on the server. Kill large concentrations of mobs.

The administration reserves the right to introduce donations or privileges on the server, for example /sethome.The administration will block dupes and bugs whenever possible… but of course not everything.

The server is currently in test mode – bugs and reboots are possible!

Whiners and crybabies are not allowed in!

mc.glorycave.ru

Sound SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival

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This is the SoundSMP and the owner is a YouTuber so you are going to have fun right after you paste in the ip, unlike other servers in the SoundSMP if you die you get banned for 3 days!!

149.56.18.116:25582

The Wild Update

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Come play the brand new 1.19 Minecraft update (The Wild Update). A vanilla experience, no plug-ins and grief rollback protection.

You can even join from Minecraft Bedrock using server.thewildupdate.com

play.TheWildUpdate.com

Invincible anarchy

Anarchy, Griefing, Multiplayer Survival

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We are an established server for the latest version of Minecraft! With NO PLAYER REPORTING!!Server launched on the 28/Jun/2021, small but active community.We have legal dupes, such as TNT duping, bedrock removing, rails and carpet.All other dupes found will always be patched, but staches won’t be deleted.Flight is also enabled at VERY low speeds, we also advise to travel on the highways at higher BPS, although the roof is available for building.A lot has happened since!Come write your own story!

invincibleanarchy.net

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

Bed wars, Deathrun, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.19 (up to the newest)

inmine.su:19131

Family-Unfriendly Minecraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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================================================================= Survival, PvE, RPG, TempFlight, PVP dimension and a FREE to join Creative World! ================================================================= Nice Minecraft SMP server, with the right plugins and economy to enjoy together with friends. Server was offline for a couple of weeks, but now back online for the long run.

You can sell or buy diamonds for server currency (euro’s) in spawn. Your money can be used to buy more claim blocks, to spend on Creative-flight time, or to buy items from players.

A new PVP dimension (where ”Keep Inventory” is turned on) was added. With the use of commands you can check the stats of your friends or yourself. When you’re in the PVP world a scoreboard shows your Kills, Deaths, K/D ratio and your streak.

Join our Discord for questions or to talk in chat even when you’re not online. Join today and others will join you soon enough! The server isn’t crowded yet but don’t let that scare you off and invite your friends to play on this lag free server with more than enough plugins!

See you soon!

135.148.8.50:19132

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	9870
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	4113	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	242
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Buildings Constructed:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	397	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Animals Bred:	103
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Towns Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2378
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	2931	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4005	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9456
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

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