Holy Shida Minecraft Servers

Holy Shida Minecraft Servers

  • Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3775
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrazilCraft – The Samba Minecraft Server

    BrazilCraft – The Samba Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8023
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Votes: 8679 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the floss!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made of emerald blocks? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 8690
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 476 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterSavageCraft

    SisterSavageCraft
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6974
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPerfect

    PixelPerfect
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9303
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Potions Brewed: 83
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

    Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

    So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

    KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6450
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 348 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

    MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 1412
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • oblock

    oblock
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 5203
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

    Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 7936
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Zombie Dances: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

    A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

    Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

    A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

    Q: How is the server financed?

    A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

    Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

    A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

    Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

    A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

    NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7991
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9589 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

    ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7055
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

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