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Based or Cringe Minecraft SMP

Based, based or cringe, Community, controversial, cringe, debate, discussion, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, opinion, Popular, reaction, smp, social media, trend, Video, viral

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	880
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Gender Bender Minecraft Server

Bender, body in a vat, breast implants, cock delete, Crafty, cringe, expensive procedure, female body, gender, gender confirmation surgery, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, grind, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, PEASANT, Science, science limitations, Server, side effects, soul transfer, transgender community, transgenderism

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate glow-up? Look no further, because on our server, we offer a special potion that will transform your character into a 100% female body with no major side effects! Say goodbye to your old blocky self and hello to a whole new you!

Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.

Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!

Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Beginner, blockchain technology, Crafty, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Epic, financial education, financial literacy, financial management, financial markets, Financial Planning, investing, Minecraft, noob, online learning, personal finance, Pirate, reading the charts, smp, Steves, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading, Udemy course

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in the world of personal finance, economics, trading, blockchain technology, and reading the charts? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and learn all of these skills in the most outrageous way possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!

MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, active community, Anarchy, Competitions, constant updates, IMPROVEMENTS, Interesting prizes, minecraft server, MiniTime, referral system, Shop, Unique Events

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1188	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Active community

Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes

Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!

Constant updates and improvements

65.108.100.119:25721

Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, costume, FANTASY, Halloween, homura akemi, japanese animation, Kyouko Kinyobi, Kyouko Sakura, Kyoukos, MAGICAL, magical girl form, magical girl series, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, mami tomoe, Manga, Minecraft, Sayaka Miki, Server, Supernatural, transformation, Trick or treating, witches

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

Alien, Creature, design, DISAPPOINTING, DUMBEST, dumbest looking, Extraterrestrial, Failure, fictional, Flop, Horror, least scary, Minecraft, Monster, movie monster, Romulus, Scary, Sci Fi, smp, Space, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsuccessful, xenomorphs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, barge pole, car brands, Chinese cars, Chinese manufacturing, clash, comparison, consumer preferences, Crafty, cultural influences, Daihatsu, debate, economic factors., foreign cars, Indian Manufacturing, international trade, Mahindra pickup, market trends, Minecraft, purchasing decisions, Quality, Reliability, Server, Suzuki Stockman

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

Anime, Ankou Matsuri, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, Minecraft, News Update, Panzer, smp, Space, tank battle, tank community, tank competition, tank culture, tank enthusiasts, tank event, tank fans, tank festival, tank strategy, tank tactics, tank teams, tank warfare, tankery, Und, Upcoming Event

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	6420	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	5593	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

/Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, blocktopia, Chikafuji Lisa, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Hoshino Char, Inukai Purin, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Matsuro Meru, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, Nini Yuuna, Orla Gan Ceann, Server, Shimada Tiger, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Ultimate, Uzuki Tomoya, Yomi Cham

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

400gp, ea, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, SELLING, smp, Wave1

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magic Items Found:	2920
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Love Letters Sent:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!