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Stop Making Early /MUG/s You Have Cursed Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Chimeras Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	5729	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Spears Created:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!

But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!

Anime Production Minecraft Server

America, Anime, Anime games, Asian culture, brown hordes, Chinese, Competition, cucked country, cultural shift, Entertainment, Europe, Future, Globalization, Industry, international relations, Japan, koreans, Media, Minecraft, production, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of the impending anime apocalypse brought on by the Chinese and Koreans taking over the industry? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to combat this impending doom – the power of building and crafting! Join us as we band together to create a fortress of epic proportions to protect Japan from the brown hordes and save anime once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of truth, capable of vanquishing any foe with a single blow. So come on, join us and let’s show those pesky invaders who’s boss in the most epic battle for anime supremacy!

Short XRP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

administration, Afghanistan, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict, debate, Defence, Explanation, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Origins, Partisan, Politics, Server, trump, Truth, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Towns Built:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected!

> Synder was bad Minecraft SMP

action-packed, bad, Character development, cinematic universe, Colorful, criticism, dc comics, extreme opposite, fan reaction, Franchise, long-term planning, loud colors, middle ground, Minecraft, Movie, quips, Reboot, smp, storytelling, SuperHero, Superman, Synder

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds in a normal, non-colorful way? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: instead of bland, realistic builds, we have giant rainbow-colored houses with flashing lights and dancing llamas. Instead of peaceful farming, we have explosive mining challenges where you have to dodge flying creepers and lava pits. And instead of polite conversations, we have constant quips and jokes flying around like fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so extreme that we even have a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the Minecraft world with our ridiculous antics. Join us now and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in 6-10 years when we inevitably try to reboot our server again!

Danylo Power Server

1.21.3, Danylo Power, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Ukraine, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Enchantments Applied:	246	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	1169

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.3 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

mc.energy.com.ua

NeLzoCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

❄️ Winter is beginning, and we are launching a server, offering discounts and preparing an update!

⚡ EVENT and DISCOUNTS -65%!

☠️ The essence of the event: you need to collect 150 shards and the prize for this is the LIMITED privilege Creator.

? And there’s a secret promo code hidden at spawn! For a temporary privilege, any one you want for 24 hours.

? Also, the event time is until December 17th.

Hurry up to get new opportunities!!

?️ Discounts -65% — shop.nelzocraft.ru

play.nelzocraft.ru:19132

Creeper’s Hideout Minecraft Server

black bars, BugTrap, Config, console, COTZ addon, crash log, CREEPERS, fps, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, guides, HIDEOUT, INFORMATION, IWP Standalone, linux, lockup, merges, Minecraft, misconceptions, mod recommendations, Mods, mouse fix, new mods, Patch 1.1, popular mods, Resources, S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, skip intro, SoC Update 1.4, Stutter, Tips, Tools, trilogy, viewmodel fov

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crops Grown:	9600
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	435
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Zone filled with anomalies, mutants, and artifacts.

Our server offers mods that will enhance your gameplay experience, like the IWP Standalone mod that brings in a whole arsenal of improved weapons. And don’t forget about the COTZ addon for IWP, adding quests and mechanics to keep you on your toes.

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique experience. Plus, we have a special feature where if you crash to desktop, freeze, or lockup, you can find your crash log and get help from our expert Stalkers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey through the Zone. Just be careful of those pesky bloodsuckers and emissions!

Yuru Yuri + Oomuro-ke Minecraft SMP

#fangirling, adorable, Anime, comedy, CUDDLE, cute, fanfiction, Hanako Oomuro, Kawaii, love, Manga, Minecraft, moe, Oomuro-ke, Oomuroke, Otaku, Sakurako, school girls, shipping, slice of life, smp, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can cuddle with your favorite anime characters like Hanako Oomuro! Sakurako is cool and all, but let’s be real, Hanako is where it’s at. Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even find a way to bring Hanako to life in the game (just kidding… or are we?). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own anime crush to cuddle with in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Ruined Life Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Just like how women are all the same (apparently), our server offers a unique and chaotic experience for all players.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of sassiness, wielded by the fierce Queen Enderdragon herself. Or maybe you’re more interested in building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever get bored, just remember that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing that’s consistent is the craziness!