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Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	1271
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	527146	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

abandonment, alcoholism, Allowance, budgeting, Communication, dementia, destitute, family, family photos, Financial, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance split, mementos, MONEY, monogrammed cufflinks, possessions, relationship, social security benefits, StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL, stepmother

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

FoodFight Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	116
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you ready to defend your favorite food like your life depends on it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take food opinions to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to battle it out over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if ketchup should go on mac and cheese (spoiler alert: it shouldn’t). We’ve had epic food fights that would put any food critic to shame. So come join us and show us what food opinion hill you’re willing to die on – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

MineLieCraft

inner dialogue, mental health, MineLieCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2871	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Who needs reality when you can have exploding chickens and rap battling dragons, am I right?

SacramentoCraft: The Hidden Gem

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the boringness of sacramento! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, we have a pet unicorn that poops diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a portal to the nether realm. forget about sacramento, come to our server for the ultimate minecraft madness!

Oasis Nexus: Where dragons roam freely and players beg for mercy! No resets, just chaos and fun in 1.20.6!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores
RAM	DDR4 – 32Gb
Storage	2tb SSD

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. Please join the Discord for the IP.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	We focus on building cool bases and efficient farms.
What are the server specs?	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores, DDR4 – 32Gb RAM, 2tb SSD storage.

KingdomCraft 799 – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	992	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness RiboChad, the legendary Minecraft player who won bigly in every competition, take on all challengers with his epic skills! Qindogs, stay away because this server is only for the elite players who can handle the madness that ensues.

We have insane events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama fashion shows! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchantments Applied:	225	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring, monotonous Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further, because our server is anything but tiresome!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only those brave enough to challenge him in a chicken dance battle will find out the truth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, unpredictable, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re going to need it!

Momma’s Minecraft Matrimony

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a bride-to-be facing off against her own mother over wedding dates.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you get a message from your mom demanding you change the date of your virtual wedding because she’s off on a honeymoon. Who knew Minecraft could get so intense?

But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and turn it into comedy gold. Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where even the most mundane situations become hilarious adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of family members!

SickBurnsMC – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	189	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Tired of hearing cringy stuff from people? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who have the most outrageous stories to share, from getting chased by a pack of creepers to accidentally building a house out of diamond blocks. Say goodbye to boring conversations and hello to epic adventures on our server! Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCooksMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Votes:	8316
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old grocery store food? Do you want to level up your culinary skills in Minecraft? Join our server and become a master chef in the virtual world!

Imagine crafting your own enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts in the game. Or brewing potions that turn your enemies into chickens!

Our server is filled with secret recipes and hidden ingredients that will make your mouth water and your enemies tremble. So come join us and become the Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!